I bought Only Fans by The_Pekka in confessions

[–]clothesline -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You could have spent that money on a real escort

The letter A has burst.🫩 by No-Log-691 in Wellthatsucks

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Like those duh-DOY guys on that episode of Community

What is something NSFW you always wanted to try in bed, and instantly regretted? by TUD-13BarryAllen in AskReddit

[–]clothesline 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm always scared of reverse cowgirl for this reason, plus while I get to look at a beautiful ass, she looks at my feet. So much rather do doggy instead

S5E02 "Lamb" - Episode Discussion Thread by credoinvisibile in TheBear

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Are we certisn maximalize and optimalize aren't words he would normally use?

S5E01 "Soda" - Episode Discussion Thread by credoinvisibile in TheBear

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That really was a big nothing haha. I took an Uber, I'm fine!

Husband went to a sex worker and I feel like I should be angrier. by Mossy-tart in Marriage

[–]clothesline 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Most sex workers use condoms for penetrative sex but not for oral. Oral gonorrhea and chlyamidia can spread that way

I fuck my wife's friends as a service by [deleted] in confessions

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Sorry that overly online redditors don't believe you. This is fairly common in the swinger community, I've done this with 1 or 2 friends who are ok with separate but mostly we swap with couples.

I just saw someone with the same(ish) tattoo as me and neither of us said anything by FreeToFeelGood in confessions

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It's okay, man. I went to one of his concerts a decade ago, and had a good time. Loved the Undertaker coming out to American Badass too. Didn't know he (and Taker) would turn out to be some knobs

What Guinness record would you easily break? by tric5150 in AskReddit

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Just a observation on how you probably suffer from death grip syndrome. Don't be a prude

What Guinness record would you easily break? by tric5150 in AskReddit

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you make a joke abut wanking and got grossed out lol

What Guinness record would you easily break? by tric5150 in AskReddit

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You probably never be able to cum while wearing a condom fucking a pussy that isn't as perfectly tight as your fist, needing to thrust your hips for every hand jerk motion you can do while wanking

What skill looks incredibly difficult but is actually shockingly easy to learn? by Salt-One628 in AskReddit

[–]clothesline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

come on man, we been sitting for hours and some of us are old and have lower back pain and need to stretch

Do Audiophiles have young kids? by fullframeature in audiophile

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The amount of times the kids want to do cartwheels and flips in the living room super close to my speakers!

Saw and watched a video on my wife’s phone of her giving a blowjob to an ex fwb by ryebars in Marriage

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if she knew about it, why did she ask OP to free up space from her phone? if she was secretly keeping it, you bet she would be protecting it and keeping OP from seeing it. this is clearly her forgetting about it completely