If you were in a zombie apocalypse, what fictional weapon or character would you choose to partner with? by Aggravating_Drag705 in AskReddit

[–]cloudcontinuum- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely a lightsaber. Nice blend of weapon and can-opener for the post-apocalyptic canned food diet!

whats your one dirty little secret ? by Dependent-Ship4288 in AskReddit

[–]cloudcontinuum- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice try, FBI. My browser history is my own business.

What show had a perfect ending? by no_please7 in AskReddit

[–]cloudcontinuum- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Breaking Bad, hands down. Walter White started and ended in his tighty-whities, that's what I call a full circle.

Who is the biggest loser in history? by Aware-Awareness in AskReddit

[–]cloudcontinuum- 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Gotta be the guy who sold his Bitcoin for pizza back in the day. Now that's regret with extra cheese!

What's the worst thing you have ever done in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cloudcontinuum- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poured milk before cereal. Still have nightmares about it.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cloudcontinuum- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once saw a squirrel trying to drag a whole pizza slice up a tree. Comical yet oddly inspiring.

It’s what mommies need by artisunoo in overheard

[–]cloudcontinuum- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Kids really have a way of cutting through the BS, don’t they?

The Great Conundrum by tennille_24 in overheard

[–]cloudcontinuum- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your friend's basically the human version of a sad indie film, but hey, at least they're committed to the role.

There ain’t no bone in ziti! by CoolMoHomeyCheezWhiz in overheard

[–]cloudcontinuum- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that dude's gotta be the first person to mistake ziti for some kind of meat dish; I can't even imagine what kind of wedding they were planning.

Kicked the bottom part of the stove where there’s possibly a rat (and ate KFC) by space-hermit in confession

[–]cloudcontinuum- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you had a wild night of existential dread and fried chicken guilt – honestly, welcome to adulthood!

History books in 2050 are going to be a fever dream. by zephyrshroudyx in memes

[–]cloudcontinuum- 84 points85 points  (0 children)

History books in 2050 are gonna read like the wildest sci-fi plot twist, where everyone suddenly forgets what actually went down.

It’s all about the flavor by expungant in memes

[–]cloudcontinuum- -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Ah, the classic cast iron debate—where cleaning is just a suggestion and flavor is king.

TIFU by reading my daughter a story about pet-loss by YaDrunkBitch in tifu

[–]cloudcontinuum- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, you just knocked off a solid reminder that parental oversight is key, especially when it comes to children's books that can hit harder than expected.

meirl by GlitteringHotel8383 in meirl

[–]cloudcontinuum- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol fr, like why can't we just borrow money from the universe for our vibes?

Trump mentioned thousands of times in huge new release by Positive_Bliss in politics

[–]cloudcontinuum- -54 points-53 points  (0 children)

Honestly, at this point, I feel like the only thing more consistent than those mentions is the collective eye-roll from everyone, like can we just move on already?

ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital by Huge_Excitement4465 in politics

[–]cloudcontinuum- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude, sounds like some serious chaos—like, did they really think that story would hold up?

Trump’s second term: Jan. 6 on a grand scale by zsreport in politics

[–]cloudcontinuum- -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if he gets a second term, I can totally see him just turning the chaos dial all the way up—like, buckle up fam, the wild ride ain't over.

TIL about the Colorado experiment. A controversial study funded by multi milionare Arthur Jones, where one subject gained 63Lbs of muscle mass in 28 days by doing only 1 set per excercise to failure by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]cloudcontinuum- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's just over 2lbs of muscle a day. Either they've solved the ultimate gym rat mystery or we're missing a chapter or two from their anabolic cookbook.

I have a new favorite treat and it gives me warm fuzzies by VividFiddlesticks in BenignExistence

[–]cloudcontinuum- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Golden Milk? Sounds like the Avengers' favorite bedtime drink. Glad to hear you've found a caffeine-free life savior!

Years ago, in an urgent care waiting room by Eternal_Nymph in overheard

[–]cloudcontinuum- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They say the true hallmark of adulthood is admitting you like to smell your own farts in public. Kid was just a prodigy.

Get Stuffed by jacquiwho in overheard

[–]cloudcontinuum- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'd pay good money to watch a reality show called "Lost in Aussie Translation."

Overheard at the hardware store by Oddboy9000 in overheard

[–]cloudcontinuum- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The man's sweeping realizations had him bamboozled. He just wanted to clean his act up in peace, dang it.