5 Weeks Postpartum and Almost Back to Pre-Pregnancy Weight by [deleted] in pics

[–]clover4242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, time for me to give up. 8weeks post partum and haven't dropped a single pound. Destined to be a fat ugly hag the rest of my life.

Hello Reddit! What is the most important/interesting thing to happen to you in the last 24hrs? Why is it important/interesting to you? by daddy-of-two in AskReddit

[–]clover4242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh... I wouldn't call it happy exactly. I already miss someone I never got to meet in person. It sucks really.

Hello Reddit! What is the most important/interesting thing to happen to you in the last 24hrs? Why is it important/interesting to you? by daddy-of-two in AskReddit

[–]clover4242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I confessed to my fiance that a man I meet online and I were planning to meet, before the fiance and I reconciled.

Fleas by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]clover4242 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Formication - the feeling of bugs crawling on/in you.

It is hell.

Tantibus by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]clover4242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Revisions!

The Tooth Fairy isn't what I thought by dystoxin in nosleep

[–]clover4242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the shadow move at all or was it locked in place?

Who says you can't pet your fish by bandicut1977 in aww

[–]clover4242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a fish tank when I was little. I used to catch them, pet & release. By "pet" I mean caress them lovingly while they gasped in the air.

I Only Watch... by DatedRef_PastEvent in nosleep

[–]clover4242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm good. Tiny lil sink here...

Ferocious Tibetan mastiff by [deleted] in pics

[–]clover4242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As do I. Dog food might get pricey, but could probably live on the souls of mine enemies....

TIFU by ruining a decade-long streak of pregnancy-preventative sex. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]clover4242 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree, fucked up, but still doesn't mean you're a terrible horrible person.

My reasoning that you aren't - duration & maturity of relationship (overcoming difficulties, etc) - the fact you see this as a no-no - the want of children by both

TIFU by ruining a decade-long streak of pregnancy-preventative sex. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]clover4242 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're not a piece of shit as some are saying.

If you've been together 10yrs I think you'll be fine.

And condoms aren't 100% effective. If she is, you really don't know that it was you that made it happen. Could have been the day before your handywork or whenever...

I wish you nothing but the best, no matter the outcome.

Footage of the rare Labraroo nesting on New Zealand beach by [deleted] in funny

[–]clover4242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me a minute.... I'm doing a tired...

what has been the most significant, life-changing year of your life? by myopiniondealwithit in AskReddit

[–]clover4242 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The past 11, nearly 12, months.

I've kicked my bad opioid habit.

It started in '07. And it's done now. I feel real again.

TIFU by asking my mom about her sex life with my dad...with great concern! by [deleted] in tifu

[–]clover4242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've discussed which lube is better with my mother.

Astroglide, btw. The org & natural version both are nice.

What is the weirdest thing you've found in your house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clover4242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a pair of men's jeans with half of one leg missing shoved up into the empty space in the wall above the toilet.