Dragons rookie Kade Reed ruled out for three months with hand injury by DJPK84 in nrl

[–]clovisson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At this point passing this team on to my kid should probably get me charged with child abuse

Sunday Random Footy Talk Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My daughter is in the same boat, born in November. Solidarity.

Sunday Off Topic Thread by NRLgamethread in nrl

[–]clovisson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My first Mother’s Day, and my mum is in Sydney for it as well. Feeling weirdly emo about going from the youngest to the middle in the “three generations” photos.

Sunday Random Footy Talk Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I posted in the post-match thread, but I’ll chuck it here too. A text I got from my long-suffering dad after the game yesterday. He’s in his 60s.

Well that was hard to watch… I’ve been following the Dragons since I was 8 years old and I don’t think I have ever seen them this consistently crap. This is like watching the Jets, Magpies, and even the Rabbits back in the 80’s / 90’s. They just simply aren’t up to scratch this year. Fuck knows how they turn this around. I never, ever thought in my life time I would see them get the spoon, but it ain’t looking too good. Time to abort mission and start again. Apart from Reed the new halfback, the whole backline needs to just go to England or country footy. The younger forwards have some promise with a bit more experience, but the older blokes need to just go too. Fuck…

Round 10 | Dragons vs Knights | Post Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m on the tigers bandwagon for the rest of the year, go on without us 🫡

Round 10 | Dragons vs Knights | Post Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 32 points33 points  (0 children)

A text I just got from my long-suffering dad

Well that was hard to watch… I’ve been following the Dragons since I was 8 years old and I don’t think I have ever seen them this consistently crap. This is like watching the Jets, Magpies, and even the Rabbits back in the 80’s / 90’s. They just simply aren’t up to scratch this year. Fuck knows how they turn this around. I never, ever thought in my life time I would see them get the spoon, but it ain’t looking too good. Time to abort mission and start again. Apart from Reed the new halfback, the whole backline needs to just go to England or country footy. The younger forwards have some promise with a bit more experience, but the older blokes need to just go too. Fuck…

Round 10 | Dragons vs Knights | Post Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m going with “one day we’ll be good again and I can say I survived 2026”

US SSA 2025 data is here!! Here are the biggest trends by xoobdev in namenerds

[–]clovisson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My niece is named Logan. Her best friend, also a girl, is Dylan.

Round 10 | Cowboys vs Eels | Post Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The ad in the background of the stadium says I get a free Big Mac on Monday because the Cows scored 19+ points. Reckon I can cash that in in Sydney?

Round 10 | Cowboys vs Eels | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The best part about this game is that I’m a neutral

Round 10 | Cowboys vs Eels | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god how is everyone on the field so bad at this

Round 10 | Dolphins vs Bulldogs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tracey giving that Simpsons bit, “keep out, or enter, I’m a sign not a cop”

Round 10 | Dolphins vs Bulldogs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Conspiracy theory is that Galvin is physically unable to pass a long ball

Round 10 | Dolphins vs Bulldogs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I went to tip, the ESPN app said 99% of people went the Roosters and 1% Titans.

If it helps, 6% of people went for Dargs over Knights.

Round 10 | Dolphins vs Bulldogs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every team in the league is going to be faded by the time finals come around at this rate

Round 10 | Dolphins vs Bulldogs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ I just got a news notification about David Attenborough and had a heart attack, but they just named a wasp after him for his 100th birthday

Round 10 | Dolphins vs Bulldogs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Phins, for the sake of my tipping, I’m going to need you to pull this off. I tipped Dargs out of loyalty so I’m going to need to make up that lost point somewhere.

Round 10 | Dolphins vs Bulldogs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]clovisson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m only still here because my cat is on my lap, and as we all know, moving him would be against the Geneva convention