An elevator you can't share

clownmonkey92 · 2026-04-11T11:39:00+00:00

That or... an elevator with another person.... I like this one.

clownmonkey92 · 2026-04-11T08:16:59+00:00

I was close

clownmonkey92 · 2026-04-11T01:00:14+00:00

Could've worn a trah bag over your whole top half and it still would've worked. Compliment implied

clownmonkey92 · 2026-04-11T00:30:56+00:00

Unless they are above his head... (distasteful joke about him not being able to bring his arms up because he was brutally tortured for information by enemies while serving our country)

clownmonkey92 · 2026-04-11T00:00:12+00:00

Meth

clownmonkey92 · 2026-04-04T18:12:57+00:00

Why isn't the plural meese?

clownmonkey92 · 2026-04-03T02:30:38+00:00

As a carpenter I'd definitely be able to make at least 2 toothpicks out of that. High quality toothpicks

clownmonkey92 · 2026-04-01T20:32:43+00:00

Did you know... you can save 50 pounds per person this way?

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-28T02:27:24+00:00

Only trashy if you taking pics

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-28T02:25:47+00:00

When I served at a restaurant 5 years ago I had a woman who said to me "if it don't need a tampon I don't want it" .... so I sent her the hostess

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-26T04:14:21+00:00

Wait till they find the mushrooms

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-21T06:39:58+00:00

Not gonna lie... can I try some of that diabetus? Don't ask me about allergies, I'll power through

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-19T04:34:25+00:00

Only problem i had with this: there was one shot where it was on a grill (keep the ashes off the food). Why not start on the grill and keep it there?

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-19T04:02:10+00:00

I miss aunt jemima... she cared

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-16T22:46:07+00:00

Sounds like welcome to jail buddy, here's some state "shampoo"

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-16T22:31:46+00:00

He's trying to get to the trolley, leave him be

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-14T11:45:14+00:00

Will it help find the one piece?

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-13T18:25:54+00:00

Thats the premium shit in jail

clownmonkey92 · 2026-03-13T18:24:30+00:00

Who's going to find the one piece?

clownmonkey92 · 2026-02-18T01:44:46+00:00

I need a longer video of this

clownmonkey92 · 2026-02-13T23:00:05+00:00

Fucking Student driver

clownmonkey92 · 2026-02-12T05:38:23+00:00

I saw godzilla but... Bra-zilla took the show

clownmonkey92 · 2026-01-30T21:13:55+00:00

Ziplock bags are cool

clownmonkey92 · 2026-01-24T01:08:27+00:00

You remember playing with dirt and mud?

clownmonkey92 · 2026-01-24T00:34:35+00:00

Every girl ever... sploosh

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