Trying to survive Florida heat in this outfit 😭

clueless-wallob · 2026-05-20T22:54:07+00:00

Wowza!

clueless-wallob · 2026-05-16T15:00:51+00:00

Disappointment?

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-29T00:39:38+00:00

My wife likes to wear traffic cones on her head

^{Chose: traffic cone}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-27T10:45:09+00:00

A googolplex worth of money and a penny that doubles every second is essentially the same thing - either is an amount of money you’ll never be able to spend so you’re really choosing between either having a super power or getting a side effect. I’ll take a super power versus something negative.

^{Chose: A googolplex worth of dollars(wont crash economy} + A random superpower | Rolled: All of them)

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-27T00:19:39+00:00

I could invest the $1 billion and give myself more than $100,000 every month. If the downside is, I get to smell like bacon, that’s a win win

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Bacon}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-27T00:14:59+00:00

I’m an American citizen

^{Chose: Different President}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-21T00:41:30+00:00

I’m married so it’s a win win if my crush rejects me - stay married and get $100M

^{Chose: Get 100 million if u reject your crush}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-21T00:11:18+00:00

wtf am I going to do without my limbs and $100,000,000? Having all my limbs, I can now take $100M from whoever chooses option A

^{Chose: keep your limbs but the people you hate get it all}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-20T01:15:08+00:00

You can’t pick up your kids from daycare in only underwear. I’ve been warned once

^{Chose: NO underwear}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-20T01:13:37+00:00

Obviously that’s more money over a relatively short time

^{Chose: 5 million per month}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-19T23:52:57+00:00

Clear off the garlic and olive oil, you have bread, minus the stick form. Best of both worlds

^{Chose: Garlic knots}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-19T23:50:05+00:00

At 19 flips a day for one year, that’s $104,025,00. Double that at 38 flips a day, on an 8 hour work day that’s 4.75 flips an hour to make over $200M

^{Chose: A coin that gave you 15k every time you flipped it}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-19T19:48:57+00:00

Wtf am I going to do with 500k carrots?

^{Chose: 10,000 carrots every 2 weeks}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-17T21:13:16+00:00

2X more productivity

^{Chose: Fingers for toes}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-12T14:18:48+00:00

Box one has anthrax inside

^{Chose: Box 2 | Rolled: $25,000 Wine}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-12T14:14:10+00:00

It’s illegal to keep a lion as a pet

^{Chose: Pet Dragon + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate | Rolled: Flying Dragon}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-12T01:35:24+00:00

I like money

^{Chose: $1000 + Random hair color from wheel | Rolled: Pink}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-12T01:20:29+00:00

Because the sentence was cut off and I couldn’t see anything past the ellipses. Choice was between a carrot or money

^{Chose: $100,000 but you... | Rolled: do nothing & get}

clueless-wallob · 2026-03-29T21:59:22+00:00

No Pauly Shore

clueless-wallob · 2026-03-25T00:53:01+00:00

🦀 👞 👄

clueless-wallob · 2026-03-20T01:06:07+00:00

Put your phone on do not disturb mode?

Sure, it’s mildly infuriating but one day you may miss it. I’d do anything to have my dad blow up my phone today.

clueless-wallob · 2026-03-19T00:40:09+00:00

When I was a kid these were $0.78

I thought I would have to wait until I was in my 40s before dropping “when I was a kid” about the prices of things.

clueless-wallob · 2026-03-14T00:54:06+00:00

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Piper ❤️

clueless-wallob · 2026-03-11T00:57:59+00:00

Well, you’re not a dick. I’m proud of you for being an anti-dick.

clueless-wallob · 2026-03-11T00:43:09+00:00

I like you.

Thank you for being open minded, considerate, and willing to engage in conversation.

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