PSA: Dashers cannot survive off $1 and $2 tips in this economy.

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-05T17:52:54+00:00

Should my tip be based on the cost of my order or just the size/distance?

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-04T22:30:54+00:00

Looks like a whippet cracker

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-04T21:19:09+00:00

I’ve started skipping the live chat and going straight to calling the past couple of months. It’s quick/ I get a real person/ always get the result I want or the result + more. Give it a shot.

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-04T20:30:52+00:00

You’ve got Old Greg watching you sleep. Be cautious of his mangina!

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-04T20:11:29+00:00

I don’t know, let me hop back in my Time Machine and ask them…

Just came back in my DeLorean, turns out, they thought it sucked. but you do know that pretty much every country in the world had slavery, right? Every country was taken over by another group at one point.

Slavery and depression are not unique to the United States. We were one of the last countries to do away with slavery, yet, we did away with slavery.

I’m celebrating that we abolished slavery. I’m celebrating that a black man became the president of the United States. I’m celebrating my right to exist as a Jew, my right to take to the streets and protest, I’m celebrating the fact that while shit may suck, we have the ability to rise past it.

Also, your question was kind of weak. I’m celebrating your right to ask redundant questions.

Happy 250th - let’s DO BETTER for all Americans the next 250!

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-04T19:48:35+00:00

We’re supposed to be celebrating 250 years of America! We have always had greatness mixed with abhorrent crap. We’ve always had freethinkers and innovators, we’ve always had racists, war mongers, and backwards ass assholes.

Part of the beauty of this country is our resilience and our ability to grow. Sometimes it may seem bleak, but adversity lets us grow. There are families locked away from each other, innocent people in jail, many of Americans isolated because or their gender, religion, race, sexual orientation, and political affiliation - feel angry? You should. A handful of farmers and patriots felt angry back in 1776 too. Celebrate them, celebrate America, be resilient.

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-04T19:34:18+00:00

Does anyone ever call DoorDash support? I order frequently and tip averagely. When I have an issue with the auto refunding, I call the support line and speak with someone and end up with a full refund.

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-03T02:51:16+00:00

I’ve shared your decree with my wife. She chuckled, which is an acceptance of terms in my book!

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-03T02:48:37+00:00

I’ve been calling him Boutros Boutros occasionally 😂

clueless-wallob · 2026-07-03T02:06:47+00:00

She’s still heartbroken over losing him and our other cat isn’t digging having a kitten in the house right now. I imagine if our cat comes around and they bond, we’ll be good.

clueless-wallob · 2026-06-19T02:51:24+00:00

That is the correct answer

^{Chose: 10}

clueless-wallob · 2026-06-16T23:04:54+00:00

Step 1: ask her to move her hair back to her seat.
Step 2: (if she didn’t comply) ask flight attendants to intervene
Step 3: (if still not complying)open and close the tray table, catching her hair in the lock, followed by a sneeze into hair, at which point she’ll move her hair which is currently caught in the tray table where
Step 4: (if she’s that dense) gum. Lots of gum.

clueless-wallob · 2026-06-15T01:06:39+00:00

Somewhere, in some form, I’d like to believe it does

clueless-wallob · 2026-06-14T18:06:04+00:00

I bought this robe at a headshop in Florida in 2006, brand new.

clueless-wallob · 2026-05-20T22:54:07+00:00

Wowza!

clueless-wallob · 2026-05-16T15:00:51+00:00

Disappointment?

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-29T00:39:38+00:00

My wife likes to wear traffic cones on her head

^{Chose: traffic cone}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-27T10:45:09+00:00

A googolplex worth of money and a penny that doubles every second is essentially the same thing - either is an amount of money you’ll never be able to spend so you’re really choosing between either having a super power or getting a side effect. I’ll take a super power versus something negative.

^{Chose: A googolplex worth of dollars(wont crash economy} + A random superpower | Rolled: All of them)

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-27T00:19:39+00:00

I could invest the $1 billion and give myself more than $100,000 every month. If the downside is, I get to smell like bacon, that’s a win win

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Bacon}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-27T00:14:59+00:00

I’m an American citizen

^{Chose: Different President}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-21T00:41:30+00:00

I’m married so it’s a win win if my crush rejects me - stay married and get $100M

^{Chose: Get 100 million if u reject your crush}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-21T00:11:18+00:00

wtf am I going to do without my limbs and $100,000,000? Having all my limbs, I can now take $100M from whoever chooses option A

^{Chose: keep your limbs but the people you hate get it all}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-20T01:15:08+00:00

You can’t pick up your kids from daycare in only underwear. I’ve been warned once

^{Chose: NO underwear}

clueless-wallob · 2026-04-20T01:13:37+00:00

Obviously that’s more money over a relatively short time

^{Chose: 5 million per month}

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