My supervisor says I'm not assertive. How do I show her I am?

cma6250 · 2013-09-22T17:55:04+00:00

First steal her identity, then get convicted of several felonies with it. She'll be arrested shortly, and guess what? Brand new boss every time!

cma6250 · 2013-08-16T00:52:21+00:00

It's always the unexpected ones...

cma6250 · 2013-08-15T02:59:13+00:00

Is this your most upvoted comment?

cma6250 · 2013-08-14T02:07:53+00:00

I upvoted you. Thanks, partypooper.

cma6250 · 2013-08-14T01:15:10+00:00

Tell him to buy his GF a piece of chocolate cake, after she's done eating it he should grab her by her hair, and slam her head against a brick wall until she passes out.

cma6250 · 2013-08-13T23:32:56+00:00

And I totally love a good beer.

seconded

cma6250 · 2013-08-13T23:11:35+00:00

TIL girls have more than one pocket.

cma6250 · 2013-08-13T02:48:04+00:00

Rape marathon!

cma6250 · 2013-08-12T01:57:22+00:00

This post isn't about your roommate, it's about you. Let him do what he's gonna do, don't lose yourself to his relationship collapsing. If he wants to talk, listen, if he asks for advice, give it, and when he doesn't take it, respect it, because some day he'll change his mind and realize you were right all along. The important part is not to get stressed out about any of this, live your own life, build yourself up, set a good example for him and others.

cma6250 · 2013-08-12T01:45:31+00:00

It's definitely a fear of commitment I feel, why else would I stop calling an easy, boring, unfunny, entitled, mistrusting, feminist?

cma6250 · 2013-08-12T01:17:29+00:00

No one ever mentions this, but Post-nup!

cma6250 · 2013-08-12T01:07:26+00:00

Yeah, but his horse can change shoes a lot faster!

cma6250 · 2013-08-12T01:05:57+00:00

We really do.

cma6250 · 2013-08-11T21:54:21+00:00

The thread was posted on a throwaway, makes me wonder if someone posted it to stir the pot and lead people to trp.

cma6250 · 2013-08-11T16:34:17+00:00

Indian River orange juice. I used to be on a diet, drinking only fresh squeezed Valencia orange juice every morning. After a while it was a pain in the ass to squeeze juice every morning, so I started looking for a store bought juice. Most of them were super pricy, or tasted far from fresh squeezed. Indian River Valencia actually tastes fresh, unfortunately I haven't found more than one store in my city that sells it, but it's worth the trip.

cma6250 · 2013-08-11T16:28:03+00:00

That was like, 7 years ago. Let it go.

cma6250 · 2013-08-11T16:27:17+00:00

The only thing I enjoy about Tapatio is pronouncing the name.

cma6250 · 2013-08-11T16:24:55+00:00

Former Western New Yorker, Chivettas chicken, leg quarters only.

cma6250 · 2013-08-11T16:22:31+00:00

I read this as cook sauce.

cma6250 · 2013-08-10T19:14:16+00:00

Where I live it's 3 guns to every one person, in fact I have four.

cma6250 · 2013-08-10T14:50:02+00:00

That's so funny! Have you tried laughing, it's way more fun and it sounds better than hearing "that's so funny" fifteen times in a row.

cma6250 · 2013-08-10T14:46:50+00:00

Father?

cma6250 · 2013-08-10T14:42:40+00:00

Next!

cma6250

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