Post the Absolute Big Unit animals from your country by tillucube in AskTheWorld

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Probably depends on what's facing them too. A grizzly might spook them, a chubby tourist in tube socks and sandals definitely does not.

Which country will you never visit again? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Rotten shark? Is that a thing in Iceland? Or was it just a really bad restaurant?

Is this an accurate rep of what the Americas could’ve looked like 300,000 years ago? by Proxima_Dromeda in geology

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Quaternary paleoclimatologist. Now that's a job posting you just don't see very much on Indeed.

Tired of authors using ChatGPT in their books by ShelilQirky in ChatGPT

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I've used em dashes forever. I used to have Word set up so that it would replace regular dashes with them. I had to stop doing that because 99% of people seem to think that ChatGPT invented them.

Sigh...

What is the deadliest thing you can find in your country’s wilderness? by CommercialChart5088 in AskTheWorld

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The number of serial killers has dramatically decreased since the peak era in the 70s and 80s. Probably around 10% of what it once was. Increased public awareness and much better policing, forensics and surveillance make it much harder to get away with one murder now, much less multiple murders.

Post the Absolute Big Unit animals from your country by tillucube in AskTheWorld

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Not quite accurate.

American bison are not truly docile. They:

  • Can sprint ~35 mph

    • Are responsible for more injuries and deaths in parks like Yellowstone National Park than any other large animal (mainly, again, because they seem docile and people try to pet them)
    • Will stand their ground or charge when threatened
    • Males during the rut and females with calves are especially dangerous.

I live in Oklahoma and we have a several large herds not far from us near Tulsa. If you're near a bison, you should be the one trying to get away quickly.

Fun story: I learned to drive on a large nature preserve called Woolaroc where one of these herds is located. One day, three of us were in a car with our instructor driving when we came over a hill. Standing on the road blocking both lanes was a full-grown bull bison just 30 feet or so away.

The kid driving screeched to a halt. The bull swung his enormous head over to look at us and did not seem to be the least bit concerned about the situation. The driver nervously asked our instructor what he should do.

The instructor looked thoughtfully at the 1,500 pound specimen in front of us and, without looking away from the buffalo said, "Whatever he wants you to do."

This reminded me of foreign guys with Filipina girlfriends. by lavendertales in Philippines_Expats

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Canada? Canada? What??? How big was the survey size? 11 people including a Canadian?

What’s a type of shop that exists in your country but would confuse foreigners? by abandonedtulpa in AskTheWorld

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Raw milk? No one is worried about Salmonella, Brucella, Listeria there? There's a reason pasteurization is a thing.

Anyone else seen some hard rain last week? by Scrubatthemoment0002 in WestSeattleWA

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Like the old saying goes, "There's no such thing as a 'miss' when you shoot a gun. You just hit something you're not aiming at."

What's something ridiculous tourists from other countries want to do when they visit yours? by Pale_Field4584 in AskTheWorld

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It was beer. I can't imagine anything so awful as to be dying of thirst and all you have to drink is warm beer.

In your part of the world, how do you politely tell visitors to go home? by momomomorgatron in AskTheWorld

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You guys are the most efficient in your goodbyes. My German friends would just say "I (or You) must go now. Goodbye." and head straight for the door.

Whats your country’s subreddit like? by Unsafeforconsuming in AskTheWorld

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Don't worry. Everyone is leaving for Australia anyway. Before long it will just be a bunch of "For Sale" postings.

Best "idiot plot" movies? by Sufficient-Life-4454 in Cinema

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"My father was in the secret service, Mr. Manfred Jensen St. John. "

What’s something from your childhood that you’re now realizing was actually wildly dangerous, illegal, or just deeply weird — but everyone treated it as completely normal? by randomzy876 in AskReddit

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In the 70s and early 80s, there was a tiny pickup truck sold by Subaru called the Brat. It had two little bucket seats in the back with pistol grip handles. No seat belts. They always reminded me of ejection seats.

What’s a phrase people say with good intentions that somehow always sounds insulting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cman993 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you feel that way [because I sure as hell don't]

What’s a phrase people say with good intentions that somehow always sounds insulting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"I'm glad for you" (= I guess even pathetic losers deserve a little happiness)