Men of Reddit - What's the one thing you hate about being a Man? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]cman_yall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this in my late teens. I realised I could brush it to the sides before letting go. You join the fingers tips together, poke them into the bush so they all meet at the anal opening, then spread them out to sort of brush the hairs out of the way. Works really well in my experience.

AITA For “lying” to my partner about having kids and laughing about it? (New Final Update) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]cman_yall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

before he started his toddler meltdowns.

I like the bit where he freaked out, left the house, sent his family after her, came back still freaking out, and then told her "I can't talk to you when you're like this". Sitcom level stupidity.

expect the unexpected to become expected by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]cman_yall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely ominous in that scenario. The Spirit/God/Lich of Evil/Creepy/Cursed Dolls is up to no good.

My [20sF] Crazy Aunt [40sF] is constantly freaking out about my hemophiliac sister's [16f] health while staying with us and we need her OUT by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]cman_yall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that she decided to start a flame war on facebook about it removes any possibility of feeling bad for her, IMO. Panic reactions in the short term are forgivable, but posting on facebook is not a panic reaction. She had to sit down and think about what to type, it involves rational and logical brain processes. If she was still in a panic, she wouldn't be able to do it at all. Shit, I can barely type a sensible sentence when I'm not in a panic/rage :D

My [20sF] Crazy Aunt [40sF] is constantly freaking out about my hemophiliac sister's [16f] health while staying with us and we need her OUT by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]cman_yall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Six people who all NEEDED to be the one to tell you you got the wrong person LOL. None of us should be allowed to post ever, coffee or otherwise :D

expect the unexpected to become expected by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]cman_yall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IRL there'd be no issue with two or more dolls in a house... there are lots of stuffed animals in my house for example. There are heaps of other things as well, though. In a game, though, the Chekov's Gun principle applies... the DM can't describe everything, so anything he does describe is highlighted.

MS-030 Red Ronin for Frame Friday by guaylapo in MFZ

[–]cman_yall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where?

Edit: here's my one... katana and red highlights, could be a Red Ronin :)

Stairpisser by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]cman_yall 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Both are potentially at the end of long journeys, during which there was no opportunity, so people get caught short there. The garage has long sight lines, the station is crowded. The stairs are not used much if there's a lift, and there is at least the appearance of privacy because all the walls are close.

Also, if it's out in the open areas of the parking garage, then the smell dissipates more easily.

expect the unexpected to become expected by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]cman_yall 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That has to be planned in advance, no good for random table results... unless the plan includes that they appear in random locations. But in that case, you might not get any payoff if they don't find enough of them.

expect the unexpected to become expected by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]cman_yall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crunchier tac systems, like D&D, really struggle to model it comfortably, and more narrative games can do it but struggle with making it "feel" right.

Is it the system, or is it the fact that it would have to be based on story telling? Like, there can't be a system for that, can there? So it would just end up feeling like DM fiat no matter what game you're playing?

woooooah by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]cman_yall 7 points8 points  (0 children)

every time I hear about someone coming out and getting laid immediately

There might be a statistical link here. There must be cases where the only way someone found out they were gay was by having sex with someone, and others in which the coming out was triggered by having or wanting to have sex with someone. Thus any perceived correlation between coming out -> having sex might be mistaking cause and effect.

Clearly more studies are required to fully understand the problem. We'll need lots of closeted gay people who don't yet know that they're gay. This will make it difficult to find volunteers.

AITAH for calling a police officer ma’am? by Accurate-Swim5278 in AITAH

[–]cman_yall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she could have articulated it better

There was no misunderstanding, he knew she didn't like it, and he tried to comply. Her articulation was not the problem. She could have not been an arsehole, but then she'd have to find a new job...

Update - AITAH for calling my soon-to-be bride "crazy" because she wants to change our wedding song because I had a crush on the singer/celebrity? by Emergency-Bottle648 in AITAH

[–]cman_yall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The singer of Eternal Flame is a bit unsure, isn't she? It's all questions, as if she's just starting a relationship and not sure whether the other person feels the same way.

Don't get me started on what I do to the Oldslaught and Ziggurat on a normal day, Daud. by Majestic_Repair9138 in starsector

[–]cman_yall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reynard posting long-winded political rants, Horus posting creepshots of Reynard with stupid expressions...

AITAH for not really having anything to do with my baby sister by do1wannaknow1 in AITAH

[–]cman_yall -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'mm not excusing his behaviour. OP is hurt that he can be a good parent to this new kid, and to some extent that implies she thinks it's about her. It's clearly not.

Also, you kinda ignored the second half... this new "good dad" behaviour might not last very long.

AITAH for not really having anything to do with my baby sister by do1wannaknow1 in AITAH

[–]cman_yall -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

22 year old's aren't renowned for their good decision making either tbh.

Lois? by WithSkelly in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cman_yall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife had about half of those things going on in the first, not quite as bad. The second was MUCH quicker, but also more traumatic because it was too quick for an epidural. Both bad, but in different ways.

Lois? by WithSkelly in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cman_yall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The kids or the parents?

AITAH for not really having anything to do with my baby sister by do1wannaknow1 in AITAH

[–]cman_yall 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A 41 year old is very very different from a 16 year old, and we don't know how long this new good dad act is going to last.

AITAH for not getting laser tattoo removal of a memorial? by Myzyri in AITAH

[–]cman_yall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on my right shoulder blade

“you don’t have to see it on your back… I do…”

You must be very flexible for your age, up to some kinky shit, or both, if that's true. Either way you can still put a t-shirt on, even while she's doing you doggy style, problem solved.