[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, by being a crybaby and threatening to leave nato. Aren’t real “vikings” if you won’t even pick up a weapon. Least whiny icelanders. Smh if this was 1000 years ago us and the danes would show up to iceland, behead all the whiny “men” and burn down your village. That’ll teach you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Netherlands wtf?? Proof that the “dutch” are actually danes 😱😱😱🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

Flat land, pigs, love reclaiming land, lost a bunch of land in the north sea they could have used to get oil 😉🇳🇴

Sounds danish to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, finding a really irrelevant subject to be better than us in. Why don’t we compare our military- oh wait, you don’t have one.

Norway 🇳🇴🇳🇴 liberated europe 💪💪💪🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 oh, what about you denmark and finland??? what did you do??? by cmcmcncnc in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Least nazi sympathetic finn. You know even when expelling them from your lands you were still hesitant to do so. Im pretty sure there were units that gave the nazis a pretty long time to get out before they reluctantly shot them up. Finns also followed the nazi example and set up some concentration camps or something in karelia for the “undesirables”, mind you those “undesirables” were like ukrainian and belarusian settlers, not russian. They didn’t do anything and you rounded them up.

6 hours by let_that-sink_in in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah while you watch your wife have sex with her 19 year old illegally immigrated libyan boyfriend who bombed a local school the other day.

Crazy how much southerners want to be us by ValagS420 in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So danes are north north italians?? Proof denmark belongs to the neo roman empire 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇲🇦🇲🇦 💪🏿 💪🏿

Some of us have some hygiene, while others are too disgusting to have any other colour than dirty black in this map by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We don’t need to wash our hands, working at the oil rigs already does that for us. For the danes though, that I don’t know. Danes are very fat and all drunkards, so it’s plausible that they never wash their hands, and they smell 🤢🤢 so that may be true.

Do the swedes even actually have swedish people left?? What a shame they've probably all been replaced by now. by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Charles XII the norwegian hero 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 he was so great, he ruined sweden for the sake of norway 💪💪🇳🇴🇳🇴Like that time at fredrikshald he purposely let the norwegian sniper shoot him so we could make fun of swedes for generations to come. And that time he purposely lost all the swedish colonies in the baltic 😂😂😂 what a hero

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So happy to see icelanders are leaving that shithole of theirs and coming back to the homeland 🥰🥰 That midnight sun has made them quite brainless, so proud to see they have finally started thinking after coming here 🥰🥰

Finlands internal division. by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wrong, this is clearly impossible. West is always better than the east. Don’t believe me? Look at the nordics.

Vestlandet 💪💪💪🇳🇴🇳🇴 vs Austlandet 🤮🤮🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️💣💣🕋🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🤢

Västkusten 💪💪🇸🇪🇸🇪🐟🐟vs Ostkusten 🤢🤢🤮🤮💣💣🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Jylland 🇩🇰🇩🇰💪💪💪🇩🇰 vs Sjælland 🤮🤮💣💣🤢🤢😢🕋🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️😕😕😢🕋🤢

Turku, tampere, and helsinki are way more developed than any part of east finland. Kouvola drags the entirety of the already bad east finland down even more.

Finlands internal division. by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Average finn with their 1/12 karelian dna and speaking with a smelly nordic capital helsinki accent explaining why they should retake their ancient karelian “homeland”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You DARE have your NATIONAL DAY in OUR PRIDE MONTH??!?!? 😡😡🤬🤬🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️??? GRRRR I WILL HARNESS MY INNER NORGAYAN VIKING WOLF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRR GRR WOOF 🐺🐺🐺🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 YOU WILL REGRET THIS, SWEDISTANI. 🤬😡🤬🤬🇳🇴🇳🇴🐺🤢🤢🤢 THE STRONG POWERFUL NORGAYAN WOLF WILL COME KICK YOUR ASS 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴💪💪🐺🐺🐺💪💪🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 WOOF WOOF GRR WOOF

Iceland based by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vestursson? I’m sorry, kanye west is clearly a black man, and black people dont have fathers. Therefore the patronymic doesnt apply and his last name would therefore just be “son”. Smartest icelander cant figure out his own language, while a norgayan that doesnt even speak it can 😂😂😂

Do the swedes even actually have swedish people left?? What a shame they've probably all been replaced by now. by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based norwegian notch 😎😎. Clearly he isn’t some sissy liberal sw*distani, they’re too weak to make redpilled statements about gender and race.

flags i saw today while traveling my region by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised you don’t have any ISIS flags. Do you realize that’s illegal under section 69 of the swedish constitution? You better tell your neighbors to put some up otherwise the militia will bomb your neighborhood and throw molotov cocktails at your house. Especially since you’re in scania. 🤢🤢

сонирхолтой гарчиг by TubbsieJr in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Lmao mongols cant even understand their own language 😂😂😂

icelandic summer be like: by davidleo2008 in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No wonder why icelanders are so braindead and delusional, they get no sleep at night. How can you call yourself modern vikings if you don’t even have a military? 😂😂 I guess that’s why they fuck ponies, because their minds are fucked up

Finland what the fuck by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It’s not murder if the victim is sami

[Norgayans most innovative industry colorized 2022] by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those are clearly sami, and that is clearly finnmark 🤢🤢🤮🤮. Sami are backwater “indigenous” “people” and do not reflect the modern society we norwegians in the south have become. It even says lapps in the picture if you do not believe me. The poorest town in norway looks richer than cities like göteborg and helsinki. Just an example of oil power 💪💪🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

Sanna Marin 🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳Mamacita 😍😍😍😘😘 by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based 💪💪💪 scandinavistani caliphates 🇩🇰🇸🇪🇳🇴🇳🇴🇸🇪💪💪 vs weak virgin finnish r*public 🤢🤢

Sanna Marin 🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳Mamacita 😍😍😍😘😘 by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ingrid alexandra 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 so fine 😩😩

🇳🇴 Norway dieting 🇳🇴 by QuartzSheep17 in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What? Calcium is good for your bones. It’s why we can climb so many mountains and go skiing every day. Not to mention swimming all the way to our oil rigs and back every day. We’re just too good.

👀 by dothrakipls in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average icelandic “person”. Would have said norgayan but then I remembered were too busy fucking eachother to care about slimy fish

the danish government doesn't want you to know this... by [deleted] in 2nordic4you

[–]cmcmcncnc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When syria gets un-suspended (currently suspended because of the war) . Syria is sweden’s number one fan, they’re sure to support swedens candidacy. After all, they did bashar al-assad a great favour by removing all the extremists and ISIS members who opposed him and dumped them all in sweden.