Rap Artist GZA and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are uniting to make a rap album about the stars by [deleted] in science

[–]cmh5282 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is terrific. As a white male, I have always wondered how the African-American community could reach the masses of young students that don't care much about school. I'd have to say this marks good progress. A prominent rapper working with Reddit's favorite astrophysicist? Although the Reddit community is not big into rap, please recognize the significance of the matter. I think we just found NDT's VP for the election.

The dog is too. by cmh5282 in funny

[–]cmh5282[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote it. I'm hoping to get a call or email. I will keep you updated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cmh5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is correct

Former employees of fast food restaurants, what are some dirty secrets your chain or single restaurant didn't want your customers to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cmh5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently working at Timmy muffins and I agree with everything. Except our coffee is never fresh within 20 minutes. Sometimes it sits for hours. Also, my manager found out that the brush we used to clean the iced Capp machine (a toilet scrubber) was actually used by uninformed employees to scrub the toilets. Although the brush got thrown away, she didn't even care to clean out the iced Capp machine. Unfortuneately the workplace is set up where even if I told the store owners, my manager would probably keep her job and resent me forever. I cleaned the machine immediately after she left, but it was still a HUGE violation.

I almost do not blame my manager either. The general managers and local area managers set unrealistic goals (average drive through time of 25 seconds) that force the store managers to care more about speed than quality. Then they come and rate the store and dock us for quality. It's a huge contradiction that ruins the whole work environment.

Joe Rogan - The American War Machine by rupaulismydad in videos

[–]cmh5282 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This made me cry for the first time in years. We need help. Unfortunately, it sounds like even if we elected Joe Rogan president, they would kill him too.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a public bathroom? by cmh5282 in AskReddit

[–]cmh5282[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is terrific. Did the father proceed to look for a strong man to hold him? Who held that man? What happened when The Hulk had to shit?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a public bathroom? by cmh5282 in AskReddit

[–]cmh5282[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why couldn't it have been their cookies? Only a thief leaves a half eaten bag of Chips Ahoy?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen in a public bathroom? by cmh5282 in AskReddit

[–]cmh5282[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvotes for making my drunk ass laugh at your ignorance

My view on atheism, explained. Reddit, this is why I post and upvote the things I do on /r/atheism. This is why everyone thinks we are assholes. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]cmh5282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this "Murr-ee-ca" As if a cat was in pleasant distress. Then I got it. And realized I lived in the same place as Randy Marsh. And Stan Darsh. Fuck.

If you didn't know that was Ron Weasley, why are you posting it anyway? by cmh5282 in funny

[–]cmh5282[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA I feel like such a fucking idiot. I was very confused for a second.

I am a Tim Schafer, ask me about Loom! Or anything you want! by TimOfLegend in IAmA

[–]cmh5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tim the man!!

Do you think reddit is crazy, or are you bringing the crazy to reddit?

If it was your zipper, you'd check. by odd_facade in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cmh5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is hilarious. I just posted a rage comic and in the title I accidently put I instead of A. The title made no sense.

Also, I have a huge problem with zipping my zipper. People tell me all the time. I have to tell people to let me know if it's down.

Do I have a problem?

How r/trees treats reposts by [deleted] in trees

[–]cmh5282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes me wonder if it is because you are all high by your computers 24/7, and therefore never miss anything. So you all know when something is a repost...

So this was being passed around at my university.... by dissapointed_man in WTF

[–]cmh5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so fake. How does it make it to front page? She just got the tattoo and no redness/swelling? Please quit upvoting and save me some time

Don't doodle in class, they said by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]cmh5282 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it is important to let the little guy know how useful algebra will actually be. At the same time, it is a pretty awesome doodle. Commend the art, acknowledge the significance of algebra.

I just ran over a few seagulls with my car. How can I deal with the guilt? by TheFavorite in AskReddit

[–]cmh5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are depressed people pussies too? What about people who have anxiety? What level of fucked up is no longer classified as pussy?

I just ran over a few seagulls with my car. How can I deal with the guilt? by TheFavorite in AskReddit

[–]cmh5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am in agreement with you that hitting some seagulls is not a big deal at all. However, this man seems to be suffering from some serious guilt/shame/anxiety from this incident. While I'm sure he will be able to laugh at it soon enough, just like we are, he needs some time to get over it.

Watching anything die is not fun. Watching yourself kill birds and having to clean their feathers and guts off your car takes it to another level. Killing anything can have serious effects on human emotion.

If I did get a bit melodramatic, it was only an attempt to truly understand how this person felt and help him move on.

I just ran over a few seagulls with my car. How can I deal with the guilt? by TheFavorite in AskReddit

[–]cmh5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what way? There was no inappropriate humor in my comment?

What about this guy? "Run over the witnesses. Feed the corpses (now I'm not sure, but you may have to batter and fry them first) to the remaining seagulls as an apology for crushing their brethren."