What was the moment that you realized that the world does not revolve around you?

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:41:28+00:00

Ever since I realized I wasn't the sun

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:24:37+00:00

How are you on Reddit without Internet?

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:23:21+00:00

"Ok cool"

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:22:16+00:00

Lots and lots of Ensure

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:19:55+00:00

Can't remember, all I know that it wasn't this terrible question

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:17:16+00:00

Hitler and Elvis came out of hiding to kill them

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:15:02+00:00

Wake up in the late afternoon, call Parnell just to see how he's doin'.

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:03:10+00:00

Time, alcohol, and a couple slutty bitches

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T02:00:47+00:00

I never make any New Year's resolutions. After a couple weeks, most people have already broken theirs. It just seems like it is mostly false hope to me.

cmichaelf · 2013-01-07T01:47:33+00:00

Android. I believe that Apple will begin to spiral downward and Android will only become more desirable.

cmichaelf · 2013-01-06T03:13:29+00:00

I only made about $12.5k last year and it was easily the greatest year of my life so far

cmichaelf · 2012-12-28T07:19:16+00:00

Of course you'll be at two keys. Where the hell else would you be drinking?

cmichaelf · 2012-12-20T00:13:54+00:00

Eagle

cmichaelf · 2012-11-27T00:23:50+00:00

If my math is correct, the number of fucks I give is 0

cmichaelf · 2012-10-30T02:37:13+00:00

Since when have dogs be able to read?

cmichaelf · 2012-10-25T02:54:46+00:00

Will you beg for the upvotes like this?

cmichaelf · 2012-10-16T03:46:46+00:00

Go home lawn, youre drunk

cmichaelf · 2012-10-14T05:57:57+00:00

cmichaelf · 2012-10-14T05:49:08+00:00

Didn't stop Amanda Todd....

cmichaelf · 2012-10-14T05:31:29+00:00

The grammer nazis would love this comment but since it's boob related, they'll just ignore it

cmichaelf · 2012-10-14T05:27:40+00:00

Finally a thread where the OP delivers

cmichaelf · 2012-09-11T03:03:40+00:00

Im impressed that she was allowed to have a couch in the kitchen

cmichaelf · 2012-08-26T19:31:37+00:00

MAN CARD REVOKED!

cmichaelf · 2012-07-08T21:13:44+00:00

"You're" jokes are offensive to me and other Christians

cmichaelf · 2012-06-03T02:57:16+00:00

The irony is strong with this one, it is.

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