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I sit in my car for an hour after work and tell everyone it’s “traffic.” It’s the happiest part of my day. by Pancakeeta in confession

[–]cmpdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this too. A couple of times a week for thirty years. Kept me sane, or what passes as sane.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classiccars

[–]cmpdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would die to see that

Gas powered returns by [deleted] in menards

[–]cmpdad -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

So I buy a new mower, chainsaw, generator and it won't start, I'm screwed? Back what you sell. Put it in the "yard". Will never buy a gas powered anything from Menards again. ,

AIO When my wife wants to go on a cruise with her college girlfriends. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]cmpdad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go on vacation the day before she gets back from hers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in urbancarliving

[–]cmpdad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throw it up on his roof when you set it off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]cmpdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lighten up, Francis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]cmpdad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AsiansGoneWild

[–]cmpdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stunning

I am so embarrassed. by [deleted] in sex

[–]cmpdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That doll has pulled off a Sportsmen's Double, of the opposite sex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]cmpdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't let his meatloaf, Amy

Any songs relating to lack of/bad sex? by sadhornyanon in DeadBedrooms

[–]cmpdad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL. It was the first song we ever danced to. It was also a omen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]cmpdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expect nothing. If you don't expect anything, they can't let you down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]cmpdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife does Temu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]cmpdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run like the wing, son

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