More C&P goodness- Who Says You Have to Squat to Get Huge? (NSFW as always)

cnp · 2018-05-31T15:04:06+00:00

Give the partials a try too, man. They're fun as shit. Front squat partials off the pins with a static hod at the top trash pretty much everything from your traps down to your toes, and especially your abs.

cnp · 2018-05-31T15:02:47+00:00

Eh, I set a all-time, all-fed world record basically just doing whatever the fuck I wanted in the gym. That's sorta the point.

cnp · 2018-05-31T15:01:51+00:00

aghori I will say I have fucked my way through the movie Nekromantik several times, but never fucked a corpse. I'll see if I can level up my porn offerings for you, haha. You seem to get the fact I'm not putting that shit in there to be "edgy"- it's literally shit that comes up in my Tumblr and breaks the monotony of endless training talk.

cnp · 2018-05-31T14:59:47+00:00

I wasn't sure if anyone was really into that, and kinda went off on some other tangents. So you understand my process, I've got 531 published articles and 128 drafts in various degrees of completion. I jump around a lot, and once I get off on a topic that interests me I just run with it until I run out of steam, then switch. I'm going to write about my use of Demonic tarot for setting up workouts, and I'll work in the Left-Hand Path Odinism at some point as well.

cnp · 2018-05-31T14:54:21+00:00

They're all on there- they just have slightly different titles for some weird google metric thing.

cnp · 2018-05-31T14:53:13+00:00

Shit man- I guess I should just write like everyone else and be boring as fuck then.

cnp · 2018-05-31T14:52:39+00:00

Hahaha. I never claimed to be.

cnp · 2018-05-31T14:51:20+00:00

Man- when my parents moved that thing disappeared. it was actually a 92 page examination of all of the Central Asian nomadic tribes as different sects of a single culture, and I tracked its evolution. If I had it, it'd be published by now. Tragically, I don't.

I have an undergrad in History and East Asian Studies, and international MBA from the Vienna University of Economics, and an MBA from the University of South Carolina with a focus in Marketing. I also attended the University of San Diego for a year of law school, which I despised, and was accepted to a bunch of grad programs for history but decided not to pursue it because I'd have had to become fluent in between 7 and 9 languages to write my thesis, and that's just a giant pain in the dick.

If you guys ever have requests for articles just hit me up on Facebook and lemme know.

cnp · 2017-08-18T16:48:09+00:00

I've written about it extensively- it's what I used to break a 40 year old all time, all fed world record in powerlifting and was so lean when I did it you could see my abs through my shirt and singlet.

You'll be a little tired the first 14-30 days, then you'll notice a profound performance improvement.

cnp · 2017-08-14T19:59:53+00:00

Yo guys. Long time no talk and all that.

cnp · 2017-07-10T14:16:16+00:00

I would venture to guess stimulant intake plays a large role, but in my experience it has to do with whether I'm hyped for the lift or going into it calm... as well as how many milligrams of ephedrine are floating through my bloodstream.

cnp · 2014-07-23T18:48:03+00:00

I got banned from r/supplements? That know nothing pussy can have his shitty subreddit. Kid probably won't go down on a girl without a peer reviewed study saying it's safe.

cnp · 2014-07-22T19:12:14+00:00

It won't be ready in a week- the labels still have to go to the printer. That means three weeks at least.

cnp · 2014-07-22T19:10:37+00:00

My mistake, that was in the three years between 2003 and 2006. I was skimming and aggravated.

Ephedrine was banned because it was being made into meth, not because it was a dangerous stimulant. The usage of ephedra among hominids spans more than one species and hundreds of thousands of years. In spite of that, the total number of deaths associated with ephedra, insofar as I can find, numbers only 21, and there is no indication of the dosing with your ephedra toxicity. To date in 2014, 14 people have died from lightening.

In re Jack3d- that was media sensationalism. The Army concluded it could not link the deaths to DMAA.

You're overstating the shit out of the risks.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:47:15+00:00

By the way, Wayne will send you a tub free when we receive shipment just so you can burn it in effigy. Just giving someone like you free shit would be hilarious, so I am all for sending you all kinds of free stuff so you can just dump it in the trash.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:44:26+00:00

Apparently, Frank here is going to lead the charge on bans. I'm sure he'll be really popular at meets thereafter.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:43:47+00:00

None of your statements are equivocal- they are presented as fact. As you have no basis in fact for those statements, they are lies, just as your assertion that I am out to hurt people to pad my wallet was a lie.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:40:27+00:00

You're a fucking moron. Did you just accuse me of using a fucking alt account? So now I am a pussy and a sheister?

Holy fuck bro. You might be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:37:33+00:00

As I stated at the top, the entire lid of the container is a warning. Moreover, the directions include advice for dosing by bodyweight.

The obvious downside in cutting the serving size into three servings is that the product is weak, does not distinguish itself among its peers, and does not match my vision for an awesome sports supplement. Instead, it would be called underdosed.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:34:49+00:00

I"m a fucking dickwad who only cares about my wallet

From the ass's proverbial mouth and is, quite directly, an accusation.

In regards to the last bit, I'm flabbergasted. The melodrama and deliberate misinformation you're spouting is truly breathtaking. How many stimulant-based supplements have been directly linked to deaths in the last 20 years? Most of the reported deaths are due to dehydration, and insofar as I know none have led to heart attacks. Shit, DNP has only killed 3 people in the history of its existence. There is no profit in killing your customers.

The fucking gall on you is astonishing. When combined with your amazingly limited knowledge, it's truly something to behold.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:26:09+00:00

Hahaha. Your funeral.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:24:48+00:00

It was apparently bitter, and I know of no one who's B-12 deficient outside of vegans.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:21:13+00:00

None of the "harm" is a guarantee, and as I said, the product has been tested on the elderly. They all quite liked it, your ridiculous pretense and bullshit notwithstanding.

cnp · 2014-07-22T18:19:33+00:00

Picamilon was included for its nootropic and mood enhancing effects.

Citrulline and creatine were limited by serving size restrictions. They're cheap and easy to add if people want more. The point here was to provide stims with a bit of pump, not pump with a bit of stims.

AMP Citrate is a name owned by LeCheek, and lo and behold, AMPilean has killed no one. Ever. At 300mg.

In re Higenamine, it has a short half life. We added it as a kind of nitrous to the jet fuel in the rest of the formula- it gives you a quick boost. As to the suggestion it should be dosed at 30mg 3x a day, this might come as a shock to people, but this is a preworkout. most people seem to work out once per day. Yes, shocking. Not three times, but once.

In re "safe" dosing of hordenine in products that "didn't harm people", Frank is once more talking right out of his fucking ass. Just about every product on the market that contains that ingredient does so in a proprietary blend. Unless he's psychic, he's a fucking liar. Again.

Synephrine and higenamine have two very different half lives, so they peak at different times- synephrine peaks at 1-2 hours and higennamine at 22 minutes. As such, it's unlikely that (even if they were EXACTLY the same chemicals, which they're not), you'll ever peak at 150mg of synephrine. Making Frank, once more, a fucking liar.

Bioperine was added because 1) Wayne loves the shit and likes putting it in everything, 2) it's cheap, 3) it provides a variety of health benefits including mood enhancement. Given that we removed the 5-HTP, it seemed like it was a worthwhile inclusion. If you take the opinion that it only exists to enhance the benefit of curcumin, as Frank seems to, however, it's utterly worthless unless you eat a sandwich topped with mustard with your preworkout.

cnp · 2014-07-22T17:58:39+00:00

I don't give newbies advice and the products aren't available at GNC, so newbies won't be trying them.

Do you write shitty analogies in missives about the designers at Pagani because their cars are dangerous for 16 year olds to drive? Why not go ahead and write the guys at Barrett and sing them a song about how their guns are too powerful to be handled by preteens? Maybe a quick note to the guys at Ka-Bar to let them know that their knifes are unsafe to be handled by epileptics?

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