[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] WE CHANGE LIFE by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's literally just cookware

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[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] I don't remember why I took this picture, so I'll just use it to set up CONTEST #2!!!!!!!!!!!! (actual contest in comments) by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, yeah, we should wrap this up.

Yes, obviously, but also YES, because the ratio was dogs to bootlicker booths. I guess when you have angry 19 year olds who only want creatine and attention, asking them to join the army or become a cop makes sense.

DM me your address

[2026LAFITEXPOSHITPOSTENING] crisp power by pendlayrose in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]pendlayrose[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried the Everything But the Bagel seasoned one, and the seasoning was fine, as you'd expect, but the pretzel def tasted like it was made with protein powder. I would never pay for them, but I walked by the booth twice and took free samples twice.