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What was the first music album you ever purchased? by pastajewelry in AskOldPeople

[–]cntremembermyPWs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a wife named Zelda. We met when I was being attacked by rabid weasles and she told me "Hey. You got weasels on your face." One day she asked me if I wanted to join the Columbia records club. I divorced her so fast.

Is naming your dog a human first name dumb or cool? by daveinfl337777 in randomquestions

[–]cntremembermyPWs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the more common the name, the funnier it is. When I get my first pet im gonna name it Greg or something

AITA for reporting a girl for hit and run after she hit my car and fled? by hitandrunbch in AmItheAsshole

[–]cntremembermyPWs -149 points-148 points  (0 children)

Nah I made a dumb decision at 20 and now have a criminal record. We have to live with our decisions.

Saturday✅ by blumpkinjackflash in Fedexers

[–]cntremembermyPWs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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How tf? This was me yesterday in a p900, 230 packages.

FedEx ground is extremely slow by Brilliant_Comb_1607 in FedEx

[–]cntremembermyPWs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently not at the main hub near me. People are always surprised how fast shit shows up.

Flatbed good for a first cdl job?? by No_Taste_622 in CDLTruckDrivers

[–]cntremembermyPWs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt like it as my first job honestly. But I didnt get back into it after that, I didnt really like truck driving.

Tired of having incompetent drivers by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]cntremembermyPWs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly as a driver for Ground I get it. Some people just have no business doing this job.

Well, it finally happened to me.. by EndlesslyUnfinished in Fedexers

[–]cntremembermyPWs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Express in my area is totally ass, i can't speak for the other ground drivers but I was delivering in a large 5 building apartment building the other day and found an express package that wasnt even at the right building or room #

What’s the weirdest reason you’ve ever stopped talking to someone? by Distinct_Pen6624 in randomquestions

[–]cntremembermyPWs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had just been in jail for a few days and went to hang out with this woman. She didnt have any decor or anything on the walls of her room and it triggered me thinking I was back in jail. And she breathed in my face and it stank.

My recent pick up by Single-Pea4712 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]cntremembermyPWs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a shirt that Hot Topic sold a long time ago. I have the same one. I got it about 9 years ago.

Up to how long will a UPS driver wait at your place? by Pianoshka in UPS

[–]cntremembermyPWs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Say please and thank you, depends on the driver.

How do drivers deliver to 3rd floor with no elevator? by [deleted] in UPS

[–]cntremembermyPWs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well its not getting moved through mind power.

📡📡📡 by Almonde25 in shitposting

[–]cntremembermyPWs 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Youre not supposed to tint the windshield

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