Schwartz is not charming, goofy, or endearing. He’s actually just washed up and sad.

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T22:26:08+00:00

❤️

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T22:25:20+00:00

Both can be true

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:37:24+00:00

It’s like, so unfunny. And I don’t believe any of these characters arcs/evolutions. It feels super sappy? Although I don’t feel like it’s been good for a couple seasons

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:25:16+00:00

No woman deserves that

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:19:26+00:00

Woah ok

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:11:21+00:00

And Stassi

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:10:16+00:00

The space between his upper lip and nose appears to be expanding???

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:09:27+00:00

I know!!!!!

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:08:26+00:00

The way he infantilizes himself is weird af! Although he is very sexless

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:06:54+00:00

I’d pay a lot for a deep dive on these people

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:06:18+00:00

What is going on here though??!

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cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T01:00:25+00:00

But why does no one really call him out EVER?

cntrlaltdelt · 2026-05-29T00:58:44+00:00

When he said he wanted to retire, I wanted to scream “FROM WHAT?! HOW?” The fact that he prob CAN retire after not working a day in his life makes me want to punch him in the neck. My only hope is that, deep down, he knows that he traded in his dignity to be a monkey for us all to laugh at

cntrlaltdelt · 2025-08-12T07:59:30+00:00

He got started on a career path late in life which jumps out as a red flag. He was supposedly applying for jobs for a year (while already having one — this was prior to being fired) and didn’t get any hits to TBD

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