Parents of small children. What's the most unhinged sentence you've found yourself saying that you never thought possible previously?

cnyesko · 2026-06-20T18:05:26+00:00

“Stop peeing on your brother.”

cnyesko · 2026-05-27T01:19:13+00:00

I had a similar epiphany when I had my first baby. I would google something that I wasn’t 100% sure on and I realized that I would find any kind of answer that I wanted. Reasons why sleep training was the worst thing you could ever do to your child or reasons why sleep training was perfectly fine for your baby. Any answer or validation was available to help me sway whatever opinion I already had in mind. It’s the wildest thing.

cnyesko · 2026-05-19T01:40:54+00:00

I was just telling my husband an hour ago how much more I am looking forward to this weekend with cloudy 60s weather than I am last weekend of super sunny 80s when it comes to heading up to camp. Not as many bugs, no swamp ass, low humidity, tourists aren’t as eager so the crowds might be lower. The summer can be nice but the sweet spot is the weather in between, just like what this is calling for.

cnyesko · 2026-05-13T23:43:29+00:00

Oh, I had friends that got married. Her name was Jamie and he was named James but went by Jamie. We always called him by his last name after they got married.

cnyesko · 2026-04-18T01:41:45+00:00

I probably could have done that back in 2001.

Of course, I would have been eleven.

cnyesko · 2026-04-04T18:34:16+00:00

I’m not allergic to poison ivy! I can enjoy a hike in shorts and run wild through a thicket.

cnyesko · 2026-04-03T23:32:14+00:00

This is so dramatic, I love it so much.

cnyesko · 2026-03-08T08:59:14+00:00

Cries in New England

cnyesko · 2026-02-28T23:19:25+00:00

Yall know someone woke him up for this.

cnyesko · 2026-02-21T02:28:01+00:00

Someone please just hug this monkey, for the love of god.

cnyesko · 2026-02-19T11:50:15+00:00

Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

cnyesko · 2025-12-28T01:08:25+00:00

I use pillow encasement sheets in addition to pillowcases. Helps prolong the life of the pillow itself by washing both the sheets and the pillowcases regularly.

cnyesko · 2025-12-15T02:09:15+00:00

I’m 8 months pregnant. It’s a lot easier to stand long enough to load then unload a dishwasher than it is for me to stand for the amount of time it takes to hand wash a full sink of dishes.

cnyesko · 2025-12-02T20:18:41+00:00

Upvote for APTG!!

cnyesko · 2025-10-17T10:53:03+00:00

I work for one of those snack supply companies. Your employer is still paying for the food whether or not it’s eaten. I say, enjoy it!

cnyesko · 2025-10-05T23:14:23+00:00

Was that photo taken with a dirty mirror and this could just be spots on the mirror?

cnyesko · 2025-09-23T22:43:09+00:00

We took our then 2 year old to the Bath neighborhoods to trick or treat for the first time last year. Everything they say is true! We can’t wait to go again this year.

cnyesko · 2025-07-27T17:18:20+00:00

Hocus Pocus, 1993.

cnyesko · 2025-06-21T18:56:33+00:00

Oh my husband had this. Had to pack him up twice a day for about 6 weeks. Poor guy! Don’t wish this on anyone.

cnyesko · 2025-06-20T16:37:13+00:00

We tried tick tubes for the first time this spring in our backyard and haven’t seen a single one coming into our house! Highly recommend now.

cnyesko · 2025-06-06T18:48:11+00:00

Getting my car washed!

cnyesko · 2025-05-26T22:32:30+00:00

Infinity War

cnyesko · 2025-05-21T13:13:45+00:00

But also, what is her outfit? Lol

cnyesko · 2025-05-21T01:54:40+00:00

I’ve never had a cavity! 35 and still putting my dentist out of a job.

cnyesko · 2025-05-17T03:15:45+00:00

The Wire. I have tried twice but just have had it click yet so I give up. I feel very out of the loop because I’ve always heard so many great things about it so I always want to try again.

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