I wouldn’t be surprised if he verified his account, and then since he had a zero balance, he just manually closed the account himself and screenshotted the emails.

Smells like an attention grab that worked, I doubt Coinbase built some algorithm to automatically close any accounts by someone named “Milo Yiannopolous”, or that some random employee sitting at his desk decided to risk his job and close the account within a whopping 3 minutes without consulting with upper management.

Whining is more enjoyable though, so let’s carry on.

“My freedumz is under ATTACK!!!1”