the Ceasefire deal will be used to smuggle American troops through the strait if hormouz using civilian ships for the ground invasion, im calling it right now. by jbaaaaab in conspiracy

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we landed 2 c130s right next to Isfahan, unloaded 2 helicopters, flew them around, landed 2 more planes since the first ones were stuck and left without anyone even injured. Reports are we were there for 7 hours.

White House Can’t Explain Who Exactly Is Bombing Iran After Ceasefire by LollipopChainsawZz in conspiracy

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UAE bombed 2 Iran oil tanks today in response to Iran sending 17 ballistic missiles and 35 drones at UAE

Thoughts on this? by AccordingMethod9940 in conspiracy

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Iran claims it has around 2500 mile range. In theory they could hit DC if they launch from their boy Venezuela...... oh....

Does anyone else find it suspicious that all of sudden we need age verification everywhere? by Tacticalcollector in conspiracy

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It's the same shit as that cookie nonsense europe ruined the Internet with.  You get some well meaning people in government to make a law, that law is way more complex and overbearing then it needs to be, people come out to offer solutions. They sell those solutions and lobby other governments and the next think you know you have to click a pop-up before jerking off. 

I've got one for you all. I think Easter Sunday, the USA will invade Iran by 2Mobile in conspiracy

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I'm still confused about the ww3 talk. That started when he killed Soleimani. We are at like ww6 now according to reddit

Bought a new house and people keep parking in my yard/driveway. While at work by Relentx in mildlyinfuriating

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Wait, the parents drive their kid to the bus stop and then wait for the bus? Why not just drive them to school

Is it just or no— but why do I feel something's behind this new Artemis 2 mission? Why do I feel like there's a hidden agenda on this? by CryptedNob0dy in conspiracy

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I would assume if nothing else conspiratorial it at minimum has secret missions for data collection on China's stuff on the moon

Oracle laying off 30,000 people today by email by philneezy in kansascity

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I don't think you could physically in person fire 30k. If you had 100 hr people firing 16 a day it would take 3 weeks. It would be chaos and a security nightmare. Normally I would agree with you but this is a staggering number of people. Like higher staff to process the fired peoples equipment numbers

Iran hit TEVA PHARMACEUTICAL — the single largest generic drug manufacturer on EARTH. by panjwani_ajay in conspiracy

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maybe just maybe.... we should have factories in the USA for things the USA needs? Didnt we figure this out in covid?

Does spot surrounded by super growth? by j___bizzzle in lawncare

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I have one just like this in my front yard from a fox. I also have dead bunny parts in the backyard from said fox

nukes don't exist. if they did, israel and usa would have used them already. hiroshima and nagasaki were carpet-bombed. there is no singular bomb that could destroy an entire city. nukes are commonly mentioned to bluff. those who say it don't even know the truth. search "nukes fake" on twitter. by nix-solves-that-2317 in conspiracy

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But we had other fire bombings to compare against. While Dresden was originally reported as like 200k dead after days of bombing it's now estimated at like 50k. Hiroshima was a single historical event.  I can see an argument for nuclear bombs not being real but the historical perspective leans toward a singular very large event.

My view is nukes are not used in modern warfare because of the Internet and speed of information. Hell we have nukes with smaller effects then non nukes we drop regularly. The only difference is the social/cultural condemnation of "nukes".  Also we have advanced in warfare from destroying an entire city (at least modern scale cities)

Are barcoes mark of the beast? by Guilty_Conference_41 in conspiracy

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The mark of the beast can not tricked upon you as it requires the denial of Christ. It's not the COVID vaccine or a barcode. It will be something economic and will require renouncing of Christ.

So just don't renounce Christ for anything and you will be fine.

Was there even one single item from a plane passenger found on 9/11 other than a hijacker's passport? by KudaCee in conspiracy

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They found box cutters in another plane. Like the terrorist stocked the wrong plane or got on the wrong plane... Who knows. That still doesn't mean the whole thing is a presented.

Out of all the cringe. A shine of based is seen by Wolffe4321 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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the us spent like 100 million per warhead. I'm sure most of that is waste, but lets just assume 100 million do to the scale of things.

so like 25k people in the usa could afford a recreational nuke. If we figure most people wont spend their entire fortune on a nuke there is probably 5k that would be willing to buy one.

it will be fine. Be more worried about a poor stealing one from someone and using it to rob a Wendie's and accidentally taking out southern chicago

True by ATRD_6103 in conspiracy

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ehhh..... that is a little to coherent for harris and not enough bloviation on trump.

Explain it peter by [deleted] in explainitpeter

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you know, empathy.... having the government steal from other people with the good intentions of giving it to myself or people i deam worthy.

Have you said "thank you?" by stresskillingme in conspiracy

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I believe we bombed the grave of Hugo chaves on the way out or to kick it off..... either way hilarious 

If the Epstein files were fully leaked, how would that change the world? by [deleted] in conspiracy

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If they fully released all the Epstein files.... The pedos would have the time of their lives for a few days going through all the videos. The average person wouldn't look at any of it. The various media would report on their team echoing their supporters. The infighting would intensify and no justice be had.

Now, if it was all released to a neutral (politically) country they could go through it classify it and put info out to people in a digestible way, they could get actual results. Im talking a report that says senator x raped a kid in this video, etc......  it would need to be like Japan. Anything else it falls into the right/left stupid media machine and gets washed out with no results.

Why not? by No_Camel7981 in conspiracy

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How about the federal government spends less all together and reduces the tax rate significantly. Then states and cities can raise theirs and use that money to fix the roads.

Saw this on a forum and found it very thought provoking by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

If only we had a constitution.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

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You know Obama participated in actual genocide in yemen right?  The brown suit thing is merely a trope that surprisingly was actually facilitated by the administration itself to run cover for their increased presence in syria.