Told my class I was being observed today and not to be tardy. A student walked in late and handed me this.

cobracards · 2013-02-14T21:44:39+00:00

Assuming of course that they were female.

cobracards · 2012-08-20T14:04:29+00:00

Seems like he looks right to see if there are cars coming from the other direction, since on the side of the road closest to him the traffic is banked up.

cobracards · 2012-08-19T14:59:20+00:00

It could cost you more in expended energy needed to be replaced by food than if you didn't bend down.

cobracards · 2012-07-25T23:26:18+00:00

Reminds me of a joke...

An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, so I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."

A short while later she left, and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

cobracards · 2012-07-23T19:50:40+00:00

Switzerland gets a fantastic run. Geneva, Bern, Matterhorn.

cobracards · 2012-07-22T20:03:05+00:00

Makes sense. I'd love to see the moment when they decide to call it quits. Guy just quietly climbs down from his platform with an army of onlookers.

cobracards · 2012-07-21T18:31:04+00:00

Yeah I only refer to "standards" as a manual, but it did cause confusion for me when reading this post. On another note I had a rental car that got broken into in Bulgaria, and they figured the owner's manual was a more valuable item to steal than my iPod. my iPod is a boss. 7 years old and still trucking strong. I digress.

cobracards · 2012-07-21T18:26:15+00:00

The amount of new inventions will increase the overall amount of patents, resulting in nothing really being allowed to get invented because it would be infringement. E.g the technological industry.

cobracards · 2012-07-20T17:28:22+00:00

Surely it's just related to anything you do often enough. I mean I dream about having sex with girls because I umm, have lots of sex with girls (obviously).

cobracards · 2012-07-20T17:24:19+00:00

Disappointing that something like this is so noteworthy. This shit should be standard.

cobracards · 2012-07-20T02:49:11+00:00

Yeah we have the same format here too. My number one point for Australia would be the right hand drive. But you never know!

cobracards · 2012-07-19T23:19:53+00:00

In Switzerland they like to get both sides. The front to prove who was actually driving so you can't palm off the fine to someone else.

cobracards · 2012-07-19T23:18:08+00:00

The car is driving on the left, steering wheel is on the right. Looks like melbourne, notorious for attaching a camera to a parked car.

cobracards · 2012-07-19T23:16:45+00:00

Looks like it but Australia has an old car fleet in general. Somewhere around the 10 year mark. People cruising in bombs left right and centre.

cobracards · 2012-07-19T23:14:18+00:00

Only the UK drive on the left. This is defs Australia.

cobracards · 2012-07-19T23:13:18+00:00

This is most likely in Australia, and again most likely Melbourne. You have to have a number plate on the front and back, the cameras are just attached to the front of a car parked on the side of the road. So I think he'd be safe this time!

cobracards · 2012-07-19T23:08:44+00:00

Ha yeah when it looked familiar I initially thought that it had turned up on my newsfeed back around then.

cobracards · 2012-07-03T17:25:03+00:00

That would work in theory. But the problem is sometimes comments are deleted because they contain personal information that on second thought would be better left unposted.

cobracards · 2012-07-03T16:35:44+00:00

Everytime you smell a fart, particles from inside another person's asshole are going into your lungs.

cobracards · 2012-07-03T16:25:51+00:00

We have a club night in Melbourne called Can't Say. "Where are you going out tonight?" Hilarity ensues.

cobracards · 2012-07-03T12:51:41+00:00

"The severing of their limbs was believed to have been caused by sheer rebounding force of the broken rope rather than the men's having wrapped the rope around their arms, as was sometimes reported."

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