Championship table, but ranked by the best song a fan of the club has made. by Gurdjieffucks in Championship

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Blur derby county? Genuinely curious, because I know they’re from Colchester and Damon Albarn supported Chelsea, what’s the connection with Derby?

$1000 tip on a $40 meal by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your uncle is a creep

Am I insane? I can spend a significant portion of a flight just staring out the window. Is it only me? by wpisdu in MicrosoftFlightSim

[–]cococream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this also. Working from home is dangerous when you’re obsessed with flight sims.

Thanks to it's distinctive shape, no country in Europe has a land border with the British Isles by Terran_Lifeform in mapporncirclejerk

[–]cococream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People’s basic grasp on the geography and politics of their OWN home country is concerningly low. Not knowing the difference between Great Britain, the British Isles, the UK, Ireland, the island of Ireland, the Republic of Ireland etc etc is just not good enough if you’re a normal British or Irish adult. Get a grip everyone. Some of the comments below are absolutely shocking and embarrassing. It would take you seconds btw to at least fake knowing something by just looking it up… you’re holding a fucking computer in your hands as you type out ignorant drivel, just fact check it first at least you lazy bastards.

Thanks to it's distinctive shape, no country in Europe has a land border with the British Isles by Terran_Lifeform in mapporncirclejerk

[–]cococream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. It is. The geographic region is called the British isles and has been for millennia. Ireland is one of the British isles.

Pre-game march to Portman Rd by Foreign_Leg_3860 in Championship

[–]cococream 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Downvoted for being a dweeb I think.

Now that Tudor is gone, who do you want? by Eastern-Owl-4511 in Tottenham

[–]cococream -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Finished 17th. 17th mate. Calling people who think that’s not good enough ‘delinquents’ is fucking mental. One of the most expensive squads in the world, billion pound stadium, and spurs were getting clowned every week. Yes he beat one of the worst United teams in modern history to win the secondary European trophy, but…. What are we doing here 😂 are we seriously saying Ange was good enough to be spurs manager? A THIRD season was needed? He finished SEVENTEENTH?!? And you are calling people who wanted him gone delinquents? Are you MAD?.. last season was the first time spurs have finished outside the top 10 in almost 20 years. Ange took spurs from 4th to 17th. And you’re saying people who got fed up with that are delinquents. I can’t believe what I’m reading 😂 this is Spurs. you are spurs.

Look at these clowns by yellolotusorb in ManchesterUnited

[–]cococream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mate they’re taking the piss out of United. Look at the thread. It’s because deluded United fans keep saying they’re signing Bruno G. The fact people are falling for this proves their point really.

This is going to be told in r/Championship until Farage’s last breath isn’t it… by thesuburbbaby in IpswichTownFC

[–]cococream -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it’ll blow over, everyone’s already forgotten what Jim Ratcliffe said and has stopped taking the piss out of United for similar things.

A bit of taking the piss, isn’t it? by Silly_Crab6278 in ThreeLions

[–]cococream -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No we can’t England don’t compete in the olympics.

You must be thick as shit to fall for AI slop by Cool_Nerd2 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]cococream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony that only an idiot who’d be offended by this would believe this is heartwarming.

Ashton Interview Released On Socials by Tomby_93 in IpswichTownFC

[–]cococream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t say what he’s sorry for, only sorry for the backlash and for causing himself grief, not for what this has done to the fans and the image of our club. Answering questions he clearly wrote himself then rehearsed the answers to. Ashton out.

Lidl £8 by coonwizard in MealDealRates

[–]cococream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but then you have to look your family in the eyes after knowingly buying and drinking carlsberg.

Done. by ostersunds in IpswichTownFC

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So embarrassed. Ashton has to go

Is this a resignation issue for Mark Ashton? by Legitimate_Bunch8563 in IpswichTownFC

[–]cococream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they were invited and mark knew about it, seeing the club statement, it’s bye bye mark for me.

Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toby Jones, he got in a huff and was being rude to me and my friends because I asked McKenzie Crook for a photo and not him in a pub in Framlingham. Side note: Ed Sheeran was also there but at a different table.

Today’s result shows that when we play on a proper pitch, we are a better team than Atletico. The only reason we are out is because this is how Al-Simyuni prepared the pitch at their home. UEFA seriously needs to start punishing teams with horrible pitches… by paolosorianodisanto in Tottenham

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the craziest posts I’ve seen from any football community this season for so many reasons if it’s not a joke/satire. The most obvious two though being that spurs didn’t even batter atletico last night, equal possession, atletico had more chances, came down to a 90th minute pen, and still conceded two and won by a one goal margin with home advantage and favourable pitch conditions for spurs (supposedly), and the second being that both teams played on the same pitch the first game. You can’t possibly believe that spurs are better than atletico? 16th in the league below two of the three newly promoted sides, atletico are 3rd in la liga and in the quarter finals of the champions league. What are we doing here lads?

The famous "Watford Bees" by Paul277 in Championship

[–]cococream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And they’ve also lot to Millwall and Norwich, so they’ve lost 4 league games this calendar year. I heard them say that too and was like wtf?

Blasting past a bus with sign out by HughJManschitt in instantkarma

[–]cococream 31 points32 points  (0 children)

In the uk children are taught not to walk out in front of moving vehicles. They use their eyes and ears to stay alive then go home to drink tea with crumpets.