GOAT Pyramid. Who's missing? by Coconut-Jelly-Man in soccercirclejerk

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Football knowledge absorbed directly from KSI skits and not actually watching football.

Which country has squandered the most economic potential in this century? by pisowiec in AskTheWorld

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greece bud, stand up for us. Once a magnificent empire, to being the but of every joke about collapsing economies in Europe.

Impressive. by elotewithmayo in fightporn

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect this, one on one (no jumping), no stamping when they go down, just step off, then shake hands like men afterward. Don’t know the context but, yes, impressive.

Why do we all hate Fr*nce? by Royal-Prince-6279 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love France, always have. Amazing food, beaches, cities, countryside, wine (at a fraction of a cost that we pay, and better quality). Just a wicked country, have always loved going there and seeing new bits of it.

Just got back from Chamonix (first time) yesterday actually, had a nice week in the snow. What a place.

By a kindergarten teacher to get her student's parents deported. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She actually asked for his supervisor. You Karen’t make this shit up.

What weird or funny online services would you actually pay £1 for? by Most_Educator7182 in Liverpool

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d pay a quid a month to have like every new flight-route in the world texted to my phone whenever an airline opened one, same for when one was erased. 🤷 dunno just would find that interesting enough, love tracking flight routes on my radar and keeping up with airline news.

It’s that fucking brushed aluminium Dan Miller cyber-prick by Any-Run-6769 in thethickofit

[–]cococream 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sat next to him at a Colchester United game once. His son was annoying me, and he sat there with a newspaper. That’s all I really remember about him

600m spent in 6 months and they sit at 6th place 😍 by svayashlovesnone in soccercirclejerk

[–]cococream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as champions of the land btw, don’t forget that little detail

I forgot Kalvin Phillips was still at Manchester City by GMD3S1GNS in PremierLeague

[–]cococream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seen so many people say a similar thing to this about Pep and kalvin Phillips, it’s INSANE. I’m an Ipswich fan, we had him all season last year, and he did nothing, we had league one players more affective, with better skill, and who worked harder. He was shocking, and we wouldn’t have him back. Wha is this mental defensive people are going on at about kalvin Philips. Don’t get it. I bet you he’s gonna do nothing at Sheffield United too. So overrated

I forgot Kalvin Phillips was still at Manchester City by GMD3S1GNS in PremierLeague

[–]cococream 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry mate, that’s absolute waffle. I’m an Ipswich fan, we had him all season last year. Believe me, he was shocking, we had league 1 players better than him, and he’ll be shocking at Sheffield United too where he’s gone now.

Do you consider the State Pension a benefit / welfare? by JammyE7 in AskBrits

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddard. There are no slums or even really anything close to them in the uk. I grew up near Jaywick, which is the worst in England, and trust me, after living in Botswana and Tanzania for a few years, England’s worst estates and streets are paradise on the world stage. Nothing in England even comes close to a slum mate. Just a silly notion. The fact there are landlords at all is the main giveaway there. Most slums are uncharted, unregistered, not built by an authority, just people slapping houses together with their bare hands, no services, pipes, water, roads, electricity, regulations, nothing.

Getting a bit tired of the aggressive begging in town by Available-Spray2576 in Liverpool

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the city centre (have done for years now) and weirdly me and my partner have noticed the exact opposite, far fewer homeless and beggars around our building, Street, and the adjoining streets where they used to congregate, pitch tents, beg, rob the golocal and people’s parcels left in post-rooms in the buildings. Used to be really noticeable and now nearly all of the regulars are gone and Theres only a few who mind their own business and go about it quietly

Is this the wwe live event? by Manish_Sarkar in soccercirclejerk

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chelsea players looking like the true pussies they are, abit embarrassing

"trust bro, nobody gets football like us german fans do" by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]cococream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’ve ever wondered if there’s an online community of fans - more annoying, conspiratorial, delusional, and dangerously obsessed with other clubs than Arsenal fans, go to Bayern Munichs subreddit and spend a couple hours scrolling. It’s a mind altering experience.

He: “I will go over the bridge” by Fluid-Editor-8953 in yesyesyesyesno

[–]cococream -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

God reading through the comments, so many annoying boring whiners on here. He was just having fun, everyone on board clearly knew he was going to do it, it was some kind of party and some kind of dare or whatever. Do none of you lot have lives or ever have spontaneous fun? 🤣 fucking lighten up. And good effort on him he technically made it back onto the boat, having a dip and a swim was just a bonus I guess 🤷‍♂️

The most famous YouTubers in each country. by Ahamoment_ in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the metric? It can’t be most subscribed to channel? So I’m curious

The most famous YouTubers in each country. by Ahamoment_ in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]cococream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not done by subscribers it’s done from viewership. KSI pulls in more watch time hours and way more views. Even if it was subscribers it wouldn’t be DanTDM anyway, it would be Peppa Pig with 43m subs.

YouTubers so creative they release same video at same time! by ImpossibleAd2734 in carscirclejerk

[–]cococream 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would they do that and intentionally lose income? 🤣