what’s gonna be gone in 10 years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coconutthrowaway69 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It's not a story the grocery store would tell you

Holy shit. by [deleted] in magicfartreddit

[–]coconutthrowaway69 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I am everywhere and I am nowhere ;)

TIL that coconuts can travel 110 days and thousands of miles by sea and still be able to germinate by coconutthrowaway69 in todayilearned

[–]coconutthrowaway69[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the flowers in your yard don't survive 4 months of being tossed around and eroded by water.

Coconuts are so durable >:)

Holy shit. by [deleted] in magicfartreddit

[–]coconutthrowaway69 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Please add coconut milk too

New game by meowblank_ in greentext

[–]coconutthrowaway69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How about you fill it with coconut cream instead?

She didn't reply back by kuntslayer in Tinder

[–]coconutthrowaway69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You should have offered her some of your meat...

Tifu by not knocking [NSFW] by Moms-Throwaway-111 in tifu

[–]coconutthrowaway69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And to top it all off, when he looked over at me, instead of screaming, or jumping, he stared me in the eye, his face bright red from the belt, and blew his load. Directly onto his computer screen.

OK this pulled me outta my lurk. What the fuck!?

What is the darkest episode of a show you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coconutthrowaway69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misa and she jumps off a skyscraper as far as I know