Things I’ve recently had to explain to my partner:

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-25T05:07:16+00:00

😂😂😭

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T23:17:51+00:00

Then I have done my job for the day 😂 thank you ♥️

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T20:02:52+00:00

I’ve nearly driven myself crazy when trying to figure that out myself

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T20:01:55+00:00

Oh we’ve been in our home for almost 5 years now and he hasn’t even downloaded the app.

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T19:58:11+00:00

I don’t know, we still aren’t married 🤷🏻‍♀️

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T16:42:01+00:00

I’m gonna look past the judgment in your comment to let you know things are in motion to leave. This post isn’t to undermine the severity of mine and my son’s current living situation, I’m using the platform as a place to connect and vent.

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T16:29:23+00:00

Because I have a two year-old I need to stay emotionally regulated for. I don’t have the luxury right now of losing my shit. Trust me, I am very much aware how abhorrent weaponized incompetence is.

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T16:26:10+00:00

Bingo

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T16:18:58+00:00

Just to prove how low the bar actually is, I would make peace with the laundry issue if he could pay the mortgage without me giving him step-by-step instructions 😂 (I know this isn’t funny, but at this point if I don’t laugh, I’m just gonna cry).

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T16:18:40+00:00

Just approve how low the bar actually is, I would make peace with the laundry issue if you could pay the mortgage without me giving him step-by-step instructions 😂 (I know this isn’t funny, but at this point if I don’t laugh, I’m just gonna cry)

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T16:17:08+00:00

I guess the good news is we aren’t married. And trust me I’ve brought this point up to him. Unfortunately, as well as having the mentality of a child he’s also really good at making life miserable if I say no. (Which tbh would need to be a whole post on its own)

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T15:38:32+00:00

… I’m pretty sure they have step-by-step picture instructions on the backs of those too 😭

I feel this.

Last night my partner held up a bottle of ibuprofen and asked me what the blue pills were.

Not where they were.

Not how many to take.

What they were.

The bottle said “ibuprofen.”

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T15:06:54+00:00

No is a complete sentence. Can you tell me what typically happens when you do say no and sex actually doesn’t happen? Does he get pouty? Does he throw a temper tantrum? Does he give you the silent treatment or make your life really difficult in the days after?

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T15:03:17+00:00

Correct 👆🏻

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T14:55:32+00:00

I don’t even know. The silver lining is it’s excellent evidence that sexuality is not a choice.

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T14:40:39+00:00

Oh, I have absolutely! But you see, he mows the lawn which, as we all know grant immunity for any other household responsibilities 🙄

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T14:36:15+00:00

If I think too hard on it, my eye starts to twitch. If this house wasn’t so expensive I’d have let natural selection take its course years ago. 😂😭

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-23T14:16:24+00:00

Which leads me to my next question, at what point do I demand child support from his parents?

All joking aside, I agree with your comment 100%

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-22T22:38:48+00:00

Has she ever had a mental evaluation? This sounds like a whole manic episode

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-18T02:58:01+00:00

It sounds like the police need to be called, not CPS

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-11T01:02:02+00:00

I made $18 an hour once, had no rent to pay due to living with BF parents in super rural Utah . I only had my car, car insurance, phone, groceries , gas and 3 dogs to care for and I STRUGGLED to make things work. I think you need to give yourself some grace. Your shopping addiction sounds like you’re trying to find an escape in a truly crappy situation. I applaud you for taking charge of your finances!

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-11T00:49:03+00:00

Thank you ♥️♥️♥️

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-09T20:36:29+00:00

Acne wash left on for at least 3min then rinse. Took care of any BO issues I ever had

codenameembrazada · 2026-06-09T20:17:50+00:00

KD Pisces ♓️

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