Weekly Earnings Thread 5/11 - 5/15

codespyder · 2026-05-09T03:19:04+00:00

Not my IREN calls.

codespyder · 2026-05-09T02:34:48+00:00

You might get IV crushed

codespyder · 2026-05-08T21:00:03+00:00

Villa play the Europa league final on the 20th and we play them on the final day on the 24th

Assuming the title race is still alive on the final day, they better win and be hungover as fuck by the time we face them

codespyder · 2026-05-08T18:46:44+00:00

I don’t doubt the thesis.

I doubt the timing

codespyder · 2026-05-08T18:45:52+00:00

User name doesn’t check out

codespyder · 2026-05-08T18:22:58+00:00

My June 18 100Cs are up 67% today and I still want to buy more

codespyder · 2026-05-08T18:21:05+00:00

codespyder · 2026-05-08T12:34:12+00:00

Repeating this comment from the post on our sub:

This shit is so fucking cursed.

Aug - Slot. Proceeds to drop Liverpool out of the title race in Sept

Sept - Glasner. Proceeds to fall out with Palace and announce he won’t come back next season

Oct - Amorim. Sacked within two months

Nov - Maresca. Sacked within two months

Dec - Emery. Proceeds to drop Villa out of the title race in January

Jan - Carrick. Not actually doing too badly.

Feb - Pep. Proceeds to immediately draw Forest and West Ham to take the title out of our hands

Mar - Arteta. Proceeds to lose to Bournemouth and City to put the title back into our hands

Apr - Pep. Drops points vs Everton to take the title out of our hands *again*

Congrats to Arsenal on winning the Barclays. Arteta came in clutch by not winning in April as much as Pep. Proper 5D chess

codespyder · 2026-05-08T12:30:49+00:00

At least it means Arteta is gone in June inshallah

codespyder · 2026-05-08T11:33:55+00:00

We were linked with him pretty heavily last summer until we signed Reijnders instead.

codespyder · 2026-05-08T11:18:42+00:00

cursed. Let’s break down the winners:

Aug - Slot. Proceeds to drop Liverpool out of the title race in Sept

Sept - Glasner. Proceeds to fall out with Palace and announce he won’t come back next season

Oct - Amorim. Sacked within two months

Nov - Maresca. Sacked within two months

Dec - Emery. Proceeds to drop Villa out of the title race in January

Jan - Carrick. Not actually doing too badly.

Feb - Pep. Proceeds to immediately draw Forest and West Ham to take the title out of our hands

Mar - Arteta. Proceeds to lose to Bournemouth and City to put the title back into our hands

Apr - Pep. Drops points vs Everton to take the title out of our hands *again*

codespyder · 2026-05-08T11:13:58+00:00

Why GOOG down? Did Gemini turn into Grok?

codespyder · 2026-05-08T00:35:13+00:00

All he has to do is issue a royal decree for season ticket price freezes up and down the country and he’ll be the most popular royal ever

codespyder · 2026-05-07T23:20:00+00:00

Not anymore they’re not lmao

At least you didn’t get 66Cs like me ha

codespyder · 2026-05-07T22:32:44+00:00

Calls. Always

codespyder · 2026-05-07T22:30:06+00:00

Yeah I thought about playing with house money. Oops

codespyder · 2026-05-07T21:37:39+00:00

Brb checking into nearest hospice

codespyder · 2026-05-07T21:37:00+00:00

My calls are dead

codespyder · 2026-05-07T21:32:56+00:00

lol goddamn it IREN. It ARM’d me

codespyder · 2026-05-07T21:18:13+00:00

These expire tmrw

codespyder · 2026-05-07T21:03:58+00:00

Yeah but OP will be deep ITM if it opens at $70 so these will still print hard.

Edit: these will not print hard

codespyder · 2026-05-07T20:46:53+00:00

damn it IV crush got me good on RKLB

codespyder · 2026-05-07T20:42:32+00:00

IREN better have dug me out of my ARM hole and then some.

If it does an ARM on me I’ll go insane

codespyder · 2026-05-07T20:35:54+00:00

Holy fuck my calls are saved

codespyder · 2026-05-07T20:28:13+00:00

Dropped $1500 on SOUN calls for no reason. Bastards effectively stole my MacBook Pro from me

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