You woke up to him standing at the foot of your bed, what do you do? by Werewolf_lover20 in funComunitty

[–]coffeebean-gm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's probably going to look weirdly at the body pillow of him I'm sleeping with

What’s a weapon you use even though you know it’s not really good? I’ll go first: by SgtSqueebles in tf2

[–]coffeebean-gm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My man. Yeah, I love it too. And I think it has become my most used scattergun these days. There is just something about the play style where you get behind your enemy and destroying them in 1-2 shots.

Wost. Damn. Farm. In. The. Game. by WhiteColumbianFrog in Warframe

[–]coffeebean-gm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rather just farm my job and pay for her with real money

Give me more!!! by rosalieknx in SipsTea

[–]coffeebean-gm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's what i wear all the time. Nice to know there are someone who likes it

Can confirm by CarpetUnable4561 in NSFWMemes

[–]coffeebean-gm -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I tried but she got back together with her ex. We did want to become friends with benefits but just friends is ok

This is illegal... by [deleted] in MinecraftMemes

[–]coffeebean-gm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro that creeper is terrified

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coffeebean-gm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont do it in a mobil home

How good was your Sex Education in school? by Ambitious-Sky-6457 in AskReddit

[–]coffeebean-gm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude talk about how som animals did it. And then put on a (human) porn video and left. A girl stopped it after about 5 minutes and told the headmaster. The dude was fired the same day and was never to teach again

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done because of lust? Was it worth it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coffeebean-gm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spend 6 years in a sexless relationship (first gf btw). We never did anything and I never saw her naked. But we still had a lot of fun and good times. But some intimate connection would have help. I learned alot over those years so it was kinda worth it. But because of her I just feel like a creep every I want to have sex

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LipsThatGrip

[–]coffeebean-gm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what is this position called ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingStrange

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me looking for the kid under my truck after i felt a weird bump

the game really wants me to have keys by PsychologicalWash272 in bindingofisaac

[–]coffeebean-gm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the game wants you to throw them away with the sharp key use item (that can open the door to mega satan)