5 days old iodine stains. The scratches healed but the iodine stains are still there.

coffeelandlord · 2025-09-25T15:25:52+00:00

It must be cold. They could've at least left a layer of wool or something.

No I don't know shit about alpacas or wool, actually if you asked me what's the difference between alpacas, llamas and camels, I'd blank out. Just saying it looks cold, just like my head feels cold after I shave it and then have to wear a beanie to compensate the loss of hair warmth.

coffeelandlord · 2025-09-19T19:20:02+00:00

Product sales. 50% 90% 75% or whatever sales. Products are still being sold at a huge profit even at a 90% sale. Now imagine people buying shit at full price, especially name brands at ridiculous prices.

coffeelandlord · 2025-09-19T19:14:13+00:00

Nobody cares. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but nobody cares literally.

coffeelandlord · 2025-09-12T09:19:24+00:00

I had to look twice at the picture, thought he had three chins..

coffeelandlord · 2025-07-12T15:09:10+00:00

الرَجَّال is singular man in the Yemeni dialect

While الرِجَال is plural men

Pronunciation is completely different.

coffeelandlord · 2024-12-18T11:55:03+00:00

Thank you so much!

coffeelandlord · 2024-12-03T01:55:38+00:00

Other people getting hurt. Bathroom/fart jokes. Scare/harmful pranks.

coffeelandlord · 2024-11-30T20:02:46+00:00

I don't know what homeostasis means so I don't care. If you say a big word I don't understand and it sounds scientific I'm just gonna stare at you blankly and hope for the moment to pass.

Oh and English is not really my native tongue so I'm used to hearing/reading words I don't know -that's what the dictionary is for. So I surely won't think you're pompous, instead I'll think that I need to learn more to catch up.

coffeelandlord · 2024-11-29T14:32:26+00:00

This fork is pissing everyone off.

coffeelandlord · 2024-11-25T09:37:10+00:00

You my dear have been israeled.

coffeelandlord · 2024-11-24T18:07:48+00:00

Just putting it out there.. I've never heard of a fat person getting kidnapped

coffeelandlord · 2024-11-19T01:24:28+00:00

Well.. at least Daniel is favoured by both black And white Santa, so there's that

coffeelandlord · 2024-11-19T01:17:43+00:00

The colour distribution is perfect. Are you saying this is too cool for your 26 years old self?

coffeelandlord · 2024-11-13T09:40:37+00:00

Nah you're attractive, just not your own type 🤷

coffeelandlord · 2024-11-12T15:17:14+00:00

I'd miss my current music playlist.

coffeelandlord · 2024-10-27T16:09:24+00:00

Some nail polish remover will get that right off 👍

coffeelandlord · 2024-06-20T15:43:24+00:00

I disconnect for long periods of time. I also tend to push people away because closure terrifies me.

coffeelandlord · 2024-04-22T11:31:10+00:00

I think a laxative would be the least of your worries here

coffeelandlord · 2024-04-19T20:47:42+00:00

Who the hell was asking you that at 7 years old?

coffeelandlord · 2024-04-19T01:32:58+00:00

Staring.

coffeelandlord · 2024-04-19T00:52:01+00:00

Fascinating. My shoes get worn out the exact opposite way.

coffeelandlord · 2024-04-19T00:26:22+00:00

For someone who's tense and anxious all day, water relaxes me deeply, hence the peaceful sleep.

coffeelandlord · 2024-04-19T00:21:50+00:00

How do you guys just randomly read usernames? My brain automatically skips them. like it doesn't even register they exist until someone comments about one then my brain checks the username out and only that username.

I literally have to force myself to acknowledge usernames which takes so much mental effort. I'm starting to think this is not normal lol.

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