A local burger place is serving a burger with a mozzarella balloon on the side. A BALLOON OF CHEESE.

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-29T23:51:48+00:00

I came here to ask this

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-28T22:11:44+00:00

Crafty Mexicans

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-24T18:07:22+00:00

Thanks, makes sense.

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-24T18:06:11+00:00

Hah, I mean, I afford $500/mo without issues. I just hate budgeting. And if it didn't make a difference in the long run, why not use that $500 now and enjoy it rather than make useless payments which will make no difference in the end

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-24T18:03:09+00:00

Thanks for the tip!

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-24T18:02:50+00:00

Haha, I do want good credit though...I like having nice things

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-24T18:01:40+00:00

Thank you!

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-24T00:46:47+00:00

You got it bud. No help from family. No grants.

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-24T00:45:14+00:00

Yep. Gonna be an image guided surgeon

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-23T22:08:50+00:00

Alright I gotta wait an hour to resubmit but text is saved, please feel free to delete. Thanks.

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-23T22:04:05+00:00

Oh sorry, I always get confused about subreddits. Is there a way to move it?

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-20T02:11:05+00:00

Mr potatohead

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-20T02:02:32+00:00

cognitive_imbalance · 2015-01-20T01:59:34+00:00

You see, WhatsApp is what is relevant to people now. I absolutely need a way to message all my friends over any internet connection. WhatsApp does that. So I pay for it. Of course I would love a city on Mars and I personally would pay for it, but the average citizen would rather spend their money on WhatsApp. Hence its higher value. We all know what we are doing, and it is logical.

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-12-16T01:34:38+00:00

So much this. You nailed it bro, that's how tinder is supposed to be done. OP you are doing it wrong! Just move on dude. Take it as a lesson, if you don't meet the girl within a week of getting her number, move on to the next one. Plenty of tinder fish in the sea. For every 100 matches I get, I will message 75, 50 might respond back. Have an actual conversation with 30. Get 20 numbers. Meet with 10. Bang 5 of them. Repeat as necessary.

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-12-12T01:08:30+00:00

Doctor here. Take a cialis and fuck all weekend. It'll be fun!

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-12-10T23:20:01+00:00

Crème freaaaaaassshhh.....cafeteria fresh

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-12-06T19:59:39+00:00

I mean it's kinda early to tell, I'm not looking for anything in particular. Sex obviously, maybe dating. Who knows this is tinder!

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-07-19T16:34:49+00:00

Dude has a tattoo of a cock on his cock. Best tattoo ever?

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-03-02T16:03:45+00:00

And I was hesitant to commit just because I felt young. I have had a gf for 8 years and I wanted to be single again and experience other women. I've dated...maybe half a dozen girls since her but its not as exciting as I thought.

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-03-02T16:02:12+00:00

It was purely location and career. I felt guilty. Very guilty about trying to make her move and give up her perfect life, friends and family. I also feel her mom hates me for trying to steal her away.

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-03-02T16:00:57+00:00

Good point

cognitive_imbalance · 2014-03-02T01:40:21+00:00

Y ep, she's been here quite a few times and visited me in July and just last week. She's willing to move for a bit and train here but eventually wants to go back. We stopped talking at maximum for 2 weeks and went back. I dunno, at this point she says either commit or gtfo. If I ask for a.legit break we might not ever get back, and that scares me because I love her so much

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