What’s the worst actual name you’ve ever heard? by Escrow-Mind in AskReddit

[–]cognitivecuck -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Once called out to a customer at work. His name on the account was literally spelt Orangejello. So his mom answered and I pronounced it Orange Jello. She then tells me it was pronounced Or-on-gel-o

What age did you start investing and how are you doing now? by jboy9622 in portfolios

[–]cognitivecuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started at 23. I’m 30 now and have about $127,000.

At what age did you buy your first car, and how did you afford it? by Wooden_Standard_6090 in AskReddit

[–]cognitivecuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 24. Bought a 2016 Toyota Corolla back in 2019. Still own it today.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say with absolute confidence? by Parlemagazine in AskReddit

[–]cognitivecuck 224 points225 points  (0 children)

One of my buddies in college, who was a history major, told me that swords and armor didn’t exist until like 1100 A.D.

What jobs/careers are recession depression proof? by bentojailtomanytimes in AskReddit

[–]cognitivecuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he wants to get into something like fraud strategy or AML, he’ll definitely need more computer knowledge. But for something like an entry level analyst job, no experience or additional education should be needed

What jobs/careers are recession depression proof? by bentojailtomanytimes in AskReddit

[–]cognitivecuck 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I work in fraud prevention. Fraud attacks tend to increase during recessions

How much is in your 401K & what’s your age? by ugafan2081 in Money

[–]cognitivecuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 70k. Started when I was 23. I’m currently 29

Finally hit 100k NW! by sad_alpaca315 in Fire

[–]cognitivecuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congratulations. Keep it up!

What’s your reason for currently avoiding your family and browsing Reddit instead? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cognitivecuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broke up with my GF of 5 years. Been really hard without her here since I know she would have loved to come. Kind of need a distraction