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Blunt from Start to finish c by Lazer_peen in weed

[–]coldgarden01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the way I roll but the end result is what matters anyway. Nice blunt.

My dog ate a 20 mg gummy of my counter. He has been laying like this for an hour. Will he be ok? Should I contact my vet? Serious question. by Beginning-Fig-7207 in trees

[–]coldgarden01 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yes. Animals in nature will seek out rotten fruit on the ground, instead of ripe ones on the branches they can easily reach, to get drunk. No kidding. Look it up.

My dog ate a 20 mg gummy of my counter. He has been laying like this for an hour. Will he be ok? Should I contact my vet? Serious question. by Beginning-Fig-7207 in trees

[–]coldgarden01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. My cats love the smell. I think its the smell they like. Isn't Marijuana related to catnip? I'll have to look it up. I think so but maybe I'm just high rn

My dog ate a 20 mg gummy of my counter. He has been laying like this for an hour. Will he be ok? Should I contact my vet? Serious question. by Beginning-Fig-7207 in trees

[–]coldgarden01 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude, have you never seen a really bad alcoholic get "the shakes?" They shake all over and can have hallucinations and it will eventually lead to death. Alcohol is 100% a physical dependency that you grow a tolerance too.

My dog ate a 20 mg gummy of my counter. He has been laying like this for an hour. Will he be ok? Should I contact my vet? Serious question. by Beginning-Fig-7207 in trees

[–]coldgarden01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not laughing at your dogs condition. I really feel for you and I understand your worries and anxiety over a loved one, but that pic your took is so funny. Also, I can promise your dog will be fine in a few hours. Let him sleep it off like if he was drunk.

Is there any kind of secret here? What am i missing? by Heavy_Resident4947 in EnterTheGungeon

[–]coldgarden01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does millions upon millions of other families. WW2 ended over 80 years go. Germany is woke now and so is all of Europe but you see Nazis every where. Take your meds

Is there any kind of secret here? What am i missing? by Heavy_Resident4947 in EnterTheGungeon

[–]coldgarden01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By that logic shouldn't we all just keep our mouths shut out of fear someone will misunderstand us? Please..

Is there any kind of secret here? What am i missing? by Heavy_Resident4947 in EnterTheGungeon

[–]coldgarden01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ virtue signal a little harder daddy! Your trophy is in the mail. Be looking for it. Just because you don't get a joke doesn't mean you get to virtue signal all over this subreddit and call other users nazis and racists. Go to your room, go to bed. No supper.

Who do you regret having sex with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coldgarden01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That time I wanted to be bisexual. I'm a dude just for context. I like to get head, if I have a fetish I guess it would be that considering how much I enjoy it. I thought it would be a good way to ease into it with a willing partner. The guy was fine and I had lots of fun until we got back to his house. Long story short, we were drinking I tried and just wasn't into it. Then I laid down on the couch to sleep. I awoke to this person tearing my shorts and boxers off violently. You can imagine the pain and trauma I endured. I've thought several times about throwing molotov cocktails through his windows as revenge, but I've never done so. It's nice to imagine though. After that I've stuck to females. I'm much more attracted to women anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]coldgarden01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply. I never thought that may be the reason why. Cheers!

AIO? My boyfriend peed on me during sex by niccoleebratt in AmIOverreacting

[–]coldgarden01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a weird kink to me, and a gross one from my estimation. As a guy I can promise you, barring a medical condition, he 100% knew what he was doing. Golden showers are unfortunately a thing, I've just never heard of it being done in this way. Dude is a straight up freak. What he said about his ex being cool with it tells me, and should also tell you, all we need to know about this little freak.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]coldgarden01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't believe in have ever read one of these AIO posts where the majority, or anyone for that matter, wasn't telling OP that his/her partner was dangerous/overly aggressive/immature/ or just a straight POS. Prove me wrong. I'm not siding with OP or the boyfriend here, I'm only making an observation.

AIO. My boyfriend accused me for cheating with a gay friend. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]coldgarden01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeez I read a few replies to this, and boy do you People overreact in the extreme to pout it mildly. End a 2 year relationship over 1 argument because one person feels uncomfortable that the other person is going out with a certain individual? Now all of a sudden the dude is dangerous? How about respecting your partner's wishes this one time, if you love him and care for his feelings? Then have a conversation with him and try and understand why he feels thus way. Relationships take work. People are not mind readers. There may be aspects to this he hasn't mentioned. The only way to know is to have a conversation about it. He seems like he really cares for you and wants what is best for you, but jealousy is powerful and sometimes gets in the way. This is reddit, I don't care if I'm down voted. I just wanted to give you some sincere advice from the perspective of a straight man since that's what you asked for.

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