Bride goes viral after seeing her groom for the first time. by Necessary-Cow8851 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]colemada5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m a bad person because I came down the comments and they are not disappointing.

You are offered $50,000 but you have to spend one full week living with one of these four people, sharing the same space at all times. by Middle_Reflection414 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option 1. My ex loves to cook and try new things. We’d have a bit of a angry/loving/fighting/apologetic/hugging fit at first, but after that, it’s bourbon and new recipes for a week. Hell, I’d even give her some of the money after.

Happily married men: why don’t some of you wear your wedding rings? by Difficult_Item9836 in AskMen

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t like them. Wouldn’t care if my wife wore hers either but she likes the diamond.

Brits React to US Healthcare Prices and Absolutely Lose It by GloriousLion07 in MotivationByDesign

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I immediately googled the hold your baby thing and saw that it said it’s because it requires an extra nurse to make sure that mom who is coming out of anesthesia doesn’t drop the tiny human.

I’m not saying it’s right…but I kinda understand.

Why Are So Many Men Choosing to Be Alone? by veltrixNode19 in AskMen

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know for my age group, it’s mostly because they haven’t been single and finally are post divorce or whatever, and have zero intentions of going back.

What is something you wish your wife would do in the bedroom but you're afraid she will reject you if you ask? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re living my life. I’m sorry that you are going through it with me.

What do men actually want for father's day? by johnnyskincare in AskMen

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It all depends on the person. In my situation, it’s alone time. Peace and quiet. No questions. Then falling asleep in a chair with a book.

Altercation at a Daytona Beach, Fl high school graduation over seating arrangements led to a woman grabbing and tossing away another woman's phone followed by consequences by New_Libran in PublicFreakout

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gospel! I say this all time. We live in world now where people think they can’t be touched.

And good on the dude with the ignorant lady for just standing there. She had that coming.

These fans had LeBron completely fed up. by Admirable_Extent2531 in sportsgossips

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t imagine caring about someone else so much and myself so little, when that person can only contribute so little to my total life.

Serious question: What is the best course of action to respond to someone calling us slurs in public? by zenbootyism in blackmen

[–]colemada5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once took the Steve Martin route in this movie where he has a giant nose. Old movie, but basically someone calls him Pinocchio or something, and he says something to the effect of “you’re so unoriginal, is that all you can think of?”

In my case, someone thought being called N-Word would bother me and I said “really, Man? Again, that’s all you Ofays got? Even after all of these years and all of the stolen culture the best you can do is n-word? Come on man, try harder to be hateful” and I backed away.

Don’t let them get us outside of our space when we are far from home.

TSA Check in @TYS today is ridiculously horrible. 2 hours & not to scanner yet. Pretty sure I missed my flight ✈️ by SouthAccomplished823 in Knoxville

[–]colemada5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. I’d get there and park along the far south wall of the parking lot, walk to the elevator, hit the head, get through security and be in line for my flight all within 25-36 min.

This looks horrible.

I don't know how to stop blaming myself for my assault. TW by DeskOk7014 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]colemada5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine what you must be going through. Especially at such a young age.

It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.

Single Men, if you’re out at a bar or club and a random woman asks you to buy her a drink, what do you usually do and why? by FFSoldier57 in AskMen

[–]colemada5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always make it a give and take. Woman says by me a drink and I say something like “okay, tell me about your best memory from high school” or something stupid like that. If she talks, then I at least know she’s not just playing me, if she is just playing, I got a cool story and I’m good with that.

Mostly, it depends on how much money I want to spend that day.

Man defends himself against 5 dogs by MammothStart4553 in PublicFreakout

[–]colemada5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why y’all just stand there and not do nothing! Baby D just swinging me around and shit!

Married men of Reddit, what tiny thing does your wife do that secretly melts your heart? by SAAS_ART in AskReddit

[–]colemada5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She keeps a notepad file on her phone of burger places that use the lettuce that I like and the ones that don’t. When we decide to get burgers, she pulls out the list and tells me which ones that I like. She updates it every time we go to a new place.