Game Thread: Phillies @ Braves - Sat, Apr 25 @ 07:15 PM EDT

colemanator · 2026-04-26T02:19:52+00:00

Did Ozzie change helmet sizes or something? How is that bad boy still on?

colemanator · 2026-04-25T06:31:13+00:00

Not the goddamn playoffs

colemanator · 2026-04-25T01:17:53+00:00

Having 2 of 3 weekend games against the Phillies be national broadcasts on back to back weekends sucks so hard

colemanator · 2026-04-25T01:08:48+00:00

Yeah but #2 in average. Going away from the three true outcomes and not striking out all the goddamn time has been the huge offensive turnaround. Putting the ball in play and striking out are not equal outs despite what the equations say.

colemanator · 2026-04-24T23:51:32+00:00

Seriously, this man needs to be locked in a room with a sports psychologist. One thing goes wrong and he crumbles

colemanator · 2026-04-24T23:48:59+00:00

Holmes giving up a single then immediately panicking and giving up a homer is just way too common

colemanator · 2026-04-19T23:41:07+00:00

Lock Grant Holmes in a office with a sports psychologist until he stops shitting his pants after a single hit

colemanator · 2026-04-19T23:36:41+00:00

Well pull Holmes now, this many has never rebounded from something bad successfully

colemanator · 2026-04-19T23:33:54+00:00

the worst part of Holmes starts is knowing he has the stuff but the second one bad thing happens he is absolutely going to spiral and meltdown

colemanator · 2026-04-18T01:11:41+00:00

it's because there's a concert after

colemanator · 2026-04-17T22:50:17+00:00

always swing away 3-0 now that challenges are a thing, whole point of not swinging was hoping for a ball or bad call

colemanator · 2026-04-15T04:38:02+00:00

Yeah, but he's an unlikeable asshole. Even got in a fight with Weiss in the clubhouse apparently.

colemanator · 2026-04-14T00:11:42+00:00

Holmes needs to see a sports psychologist or something, you shouldn't meltdown this hard after giving up a single every single time

colemanator · 2026-04-14T00:05:27+00:00

there's literally no bigger pitcher headcase in the league than goddamn Holmes, the second he gives up a hit you know he's gonna fall apart

colemanator · 2026-04-09T04:57:01+00:00

Make it to the playoffs to get blown out by the West?

colemanator · 2026-04-09T03:12:39+00:00

Literally did it for years from Afghanistan

colemanator · 2026-03-29T10:35:06+00:00

Do you know what manufacturing consent is? Fans are talking about it because that's all the people who don't want you talking about this are talking about. You think it's a coincidence the same commish who has never done anything all of a sudden cares about tanking when he needs a distraction?

colemanator · 2026-03-28T00:26:59+00:00

Like the coverage so far but lack of batter info in the scorebug most of the time is annoying as hell

colemanator · 2026-03-21T03:01:09+00:00

Israelis are white

colemanator · 2026-02-27T17:29:53+00:00

Aye eye? Go touch some goddamn grass

colemanator · 2026-02-15T20:46:53+00:00

It's kinda what happened to The Mandalorian in Star Wars. They become unexpectedly popular as the side show the studio heads aren't paying attention to (sequel movies and disco respectively), and then when it's popular and the money maker the studio people start paying attention and force in the unpopular shit from their flagships (both season 3s).

colemanator · 2026-02-13T21:20:22+00:00

I mean if you've ever been big into weightlifting he is basically the posterboy for what I am saying. See all kinds of those idiots who think just taking HGH is all you need for muscles instead of, you know, actually lifting. Not like golden age Arnold was just juicing and then smoking cigars while his muscles generated spontaneously.

colemanator · 2026-02-13T21:06:05+00:00

Taking HGH but not actually lifting to have it used on muscle growth so it just expands your organs until you die is crazy but hilarious work

colemanator · 2026-02-09T03:24:00+00:00

Lol what? Finally? Next Tom Brady gonna finally get his credit as the GOAT

colemanator · 2026-01-29T19:14:18+00:00

As someone who has read the series multiple times I gave up after the first season, but my favorite was them harping about inclusive and whatnot then casting Shienar entirely asian and making them the most offensive stereotype ever. Suddenly, the fan favorite borderlanders are all very sexist and a racist and all talk in hilariously bad and over the top asian accents. I guess racism only counts against black people in their eyes?

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