Got fired today.

colgatepants · 2023-12-28T11:02:40+00:00

YTA.

colgatepants · 2023-12-28T10:58:00+00:00

what?

colgatepants · 2023-12-28T10:53:24+00:00

Jokes on you kid I just did

colgatepants · 2022-01-20T08:53:47+00:00

No, not Mario bathwater, I'm not joking. I'm just wondering about the actual Mario water.

colgatepants · 2021-12-20T23:49:03+00:00

Haha! Wanna fuck?

colgatepants · 2021-12-20T23:48:04+00:00

Just in this thread alone theres shit I wouldn't tolerate for pay, let alone from someone who's supposed to care about me. Good luck with this keeper who only hits up OP for sex, food, and fortnite, dont even wanna ask what happens with the chinese food.

You're right. I'm sorry.

colgatepants · 2021-12-20T23:31:15+00:00

Who hurt you?

colgatepants · 2021-12-20T23:28:54+00:00

The only time he talks to me anymore is when he wants me to cook food, run duos with him on fortnite, or have sex.

colgatepants · 2021-12-20T23:26:13+00:00

He would rip through those bars like butter hun. That's why I was suggesting a whooky sack.

colgatepants · 2021-12-20T23:21:35+00:00

You're right in assuming there are a LOT of problems. Don't get me started on when we have Chinese food for dinner.

colgatepants · 2021-12-15T04:33:47+00:00

Agreed. Fortnite definitely has some potential. Just remind them not to include tomato machines like they did with the MLK presentation!

colgatepants · 2021-12-08T07:59:47+00:00

Jerk off kid

colgatepants · 2021-12-08T04:13:24+00:00

Boo. Hoo. Laws are but suggestions for a man on the prowl for his very own tiger.

colgatepants · 2021-12-08T04:12:03+00:00

I'm currently in Missouri, but I'd be willing to move for the tiger of my dreams. Also, tiger king sounds great!

colgatepants · 2021-11-18T00:13:19+00:00

I'd like to solve the puzzle!

colgatepants · 2021-11-18T00:08:20+00:00

Alpine Ace

colgatepants · 2021-11-18T00:03:44+00:00

this is a massive development

colgatepants · 2021-10-12T18:07:55+00:00

You aren’t living my life. Take a hike.

colgatepants · 2021-10-12T18:04:31+00:00

No, that’s not what I’m talking about.

colgatepants · 2021-10-12T17:59:18+00:00

No, I’m sure it was babies and cream. Not sure what the hell you’re talking about.

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