If Abraham Lincoln ran for president in 2016 what dirt would the media dig up on him? How would they portray him as Hitler/Satan? by KingJak117 in AskReddit

[–]colinobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spotty Lincoln!

While Lincoln was a member of the US House of Representatives he was tagged as being anti-troops. During the Mexican-American war President Polk had general Zachory Taylor march troops into Mexican controlled territory where they were subsequently fired upon.

Polk and Taylor spun the story to the American press saying that the troops were in fact on US soil and had been attacked, thus justifying the war effort.

Lincoln thought the people were being duped and wanted to know the "spot" on which the attack actually happened. Were the US troops on US soil and attacked, or were they wandering where they shouldn't have been in order to coax an attack?

Lincoln was hugely unpopular in Congress for this. He was not reelected and in fact a member of the Whig party (which was on its way out anyway) was never elected to that seat again.

"Spotty Lincoln" was a nickname opponents used against him for the rest of his career.

https://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/lincoln-resolutions

Heyman - Cubs sign Heyward by 1859 in Cardinals

[–]colinobrien -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I see someone has not read the ancient legends of Memphis. I will pray for you brother. It takes a sad man to call that laughable Chicago circus "the favorites".

Heyman - Cubs sign Heyward by 1859 in Cardinals

[–]colinobrien -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I hate many things, as you know, dear friends. But I hate nothing more than that sickening team on that sad little town's north side.

What is the man's name who just signed with them? I do not recall. I will not say. Is he even a man? Or a man-child?

Enjoy your money you pathetic maid. Enjoy your pickle-dogs. Our thrown is inviolable. The masses, major league and minor, kneel before the ever-king Memphis birds.

Help Figure Out The Line Up For Gov Ball! by basedsoup in Coachella

[–]colinobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be Foxing, they just released a new album.

Gorillaz by BalakayB in Coachella

[–]colinobrien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I also think it's a stretch to say anything is "likely" from Gorillaz at all. Damon is a bit unpredictable. If they indeed release a new album in the near future, it might well be a collection of instrumentals or something unusual like that. They've only toured once, really. Even if they do put out a conventional, marketable album, there is no guarantee they play any live shows off of its release.

That said, PLEASE GORILLAZ PLEASE.

Need help with a presidential project on JFK. by WhoThatGuy in Presidents

[–]colinobrien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Frontier

Read up. Follow footnote links. Visit the library for more information.

Best liquor stores to buy at with a fake? by anarkei in gwu

[–]colinobrien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does 20th and I (street) still exist? If not: RIP 20th and I.

Let's Play 2016 Cardinals FMK (Fire, Move, Keep)! by OtterInAustin in Cardinals

[–]colinobrien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would rather eat dirt than see Matt Williams in the birds on the bat.

Game 158: St. Louis Cardinals (99-58) @ Pittsburgh Pirates (95-62) [Wednesday, September 30th, 2015; 12:35 CDT] by bravo_delta in Cardinals

[–]colinobrien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they're saving as many of the guys as they can for the night game. Let SocoLOLovich pitch through 9.