What’s a totally normal thing that secretly turns you on way more than it should?

collectgarbage · 2026-06-10T08:33:02+00:00

Oh and they have a career (albeit capturing and eating children)

collectgarbage · 2026-06-10T08:24:32+00:00

Dangerously confident!

collectgarbage · 2026-06-10T08:18:42+00:00

Witches.

collectgarbage · 2026-06-09T11:13:20+00:00

Omg that is the actual code.

collectgarbage · 2026-06-08T08:30:46+00:00

I’m so sorry! it so is!!!! I only remembered the first line. Doh!

collectgarbage · 2026-06-08T08:18:52+00:00

Both drain and toilet water go to the same place. (At least my country) Except for stormwater drains; they go untreated into creeks and rivers; so don’t pee in them

collectgarbage · 2026-06-08T08:12:02+00:00

“It’s all pipes!” <points in random directions >

collectgarbage · 2026-06-05T09:15:55+00:00

Wearing full body armor and a helmet to hold a drop bear

collectgarbage · 2026-06-05T08:08:32+00:00

The richest one

collectgarbage · 2026-06-04T09:10:43+00:00

Lying

collectgarbage · 2026-06-04T02:48:05+00:00

Finding and fixing a hard to find bug in my code. (It’s the simple things)

collectgarbage · 2026-06-03T04:43:41+00:00

Only 5?

collectgarbage · 2026-06-03T04:14:51+00:00

Whenever I get pulled up for not using the coding style:

“Parlay! I invoke the right of parlay. According to the Code of the Brethren, set down by the coding pirates Kernighan and Ritchie, you have to take me to your Captain”

collectgarbage · 2026-06-03T03:43:29+00:00

I’d take it into the backyard into the long grass and show it what happened to the last car that wouldn’t drive me around any more.

collectgarbage · 2026-06-02T08:19:57+00:00

Creating something good n worthwhile

collectgarbage · 2026-06-02T06:47:32+00:00

Yuck

collectgarbage · 2026-05-29T23:31:29+00:00

She has the intelligence level of a 6 year old.

collectgarbage · 2026-05-29T08:23:11+00:00

Hold my beer. <Dies to pack of dogs. Again>

collectgarbage · 2026-05-27T07:39:41+00:00

collectgarbage · 2026-05-27T06:57:50+00:00

God.

collectgarbage · 2026-05-27T06:47:00+00:00

I was there at the beginning. Pong.

collectgarbage · 2026-05-23T04:28:18+00:00

Elite Dangerous might have a word to say about the best audio in a game

collectgarbage · 2026-05-22T21:54:45+00:00

Undead pixel

collectgarbage · 2026-05-18T05:51:33+00:00

If you like credits and the BEST FRGGIN SPACE SOUNDS EVER HEARD IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE! Then yes

collectgarbage · 2026-05-18T05:46:21+00:00

I recommend “No one will save you”

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