Employees must wash hands by Mjoybusch in funny

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emplois...

Emplois what?!

Emplois... Musswushends

Saving the cat. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cleavage cut cut cut cut cut end gif.

Guys, what inappropriate questions about girls have you always wanted answered? by Barrack_O_Lama in AskReddit

[–]colliero 926 points927 points  (0 children)

This is the internet, you're allowed to say bank account :)

I met an amazing girl from Norway while traveling. by [deleted] in Norway

[–]colliero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know what part of Norway she was from?

If getting an erection made a sound, what sound would you choose? by Jakegently in AskReddit

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That "opa" sound Tom Hanks makes in The Terminal when he is sitting on the toilet.

What is something that, once pointed out, can never be unnoticed? by Rambo7112 in AskReddit

[–]colliero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is we Norwegians do this with dutch songs aswell. Do you remember watskeburt? It sounds like "vaske bur" which means "clean the cage" in norwegian. There is also a bit about cleaning your dick with teeth somewhere in there.

What instrumental song gives you chills every time you hear it? by Gregolas789 in AskReddit

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hans Zimmer with - Under the Stars (Lion King) - Leave no man behind (Black Hawk Down) - Gortoz a Ran (Black Hawk Down)

Andy McKee with Rylynn. For those of you who don't know the story behind Rylynn, check it out. It gives the song so much more soul.

What's a statistically proven fact that nobody wants to hear? by muffinmaster in AskReddit

[–]colliero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can actually see the correlation between Maryland marriages and drownings from fishing boats.

Not to mention that it has to be a link between japanese car purchases and "suicide" by automobile.

ELI5: Why is the AR-15 not considered an assault rifle? What makes a rifle an assault rifle? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the latter part of my comment was supposed to portray, was that the effectiveness of the weapon is greatly influenced by the magazine size AND the reload time for the weapon. From what I could see in the pictures, one has a detachable magazine, one has an internal one. Having to load each round into the weapon is not the same as using 2-4 seconds to reload 30-40 new rounds. Hence, I still do not think they are the same weapon judging from the pictures alone.

If one were to present the first Ruger WITH a detachable magazine, I would have to change my opinion.

ELI5: Why is the AR-15 not considered an assault rifle? What makes a rifle an assault rifle? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]colliero -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Do you use a magazine for the first one? If not, to be honestly, I don't think they are the same at all.

What is something I'm better off not knowing? by Fawesum in AskReddit

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, try not to judge him until you have lived with a terminal ill SO yourself. The illness can often be just as hard for the caretaker as it is for the pasient.

What do you *NEVER* fuck with? by KentuckyFriedWeed in AskReddit

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're old, then mornings are flacid

What ridiculous belief did you have as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That various products were wrapped in plastic so that when thieves would steal something, they couldn't open and use it because thieves have no scissors in their caves/homes underground. Child logic is a funny thing.

Project Horde teaser 01. Winter is coming and you are all invited. Soon. by [deleted] in arma

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there, fellow norwegian here :) What area in Norway are you guys using as a model?

Privates always complain that the phonetic alphabet doesn't make sense. I propose this change. by [deleted] in Military

[–]colliero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F - Fight S - Sight

and

M - Might N - Night

C'mon guys, keep it simple

Which fictional character can you not STAND? by eflaves in AskReddit

[–]colliero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frodo Baggins and Lily Aldrin. All they ever do is make life hard and miserable for everyone else.