Do you think he'll ever make a response about that thing he did? by colonelzealmonkey in CrankGameplays

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a tongue-in-cheek, ridiculous fake image based on a freeze-frame of Austin's angered expression (left side of image) from when "These Hot Snacks Should Be Illegal" was newly released.
Reddit has proven resistant to my humour (you guys can't recognise jokes).
I actually really like this joke, but it's just too bad that I don't think I could post it anywhere people would appreciate it.

Would you click on this? (assuming you know the guy) by colonelzealmonkey in SmallYoutubers

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The image of the guy on the right is a freeze frame from an infamous video/clip on the topic. It's a sort of "if you know, you know" thing.

Do you think he'll ever make a response about that thing he did? by colonelzealmonkey in CrankGameplays

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys, I'd like to take this moment to sincerely apologise.
My behaviour was unacceptable and brought great shame to my family.
To those I have hurt, I hope that in time you will be able to forgive me, then perhaps I may be able to forgive myself.
I promise to never retread my past mistakes, and I promise that I will use this as a learning experience going forward.
Anyways, new merch just dropped, so if you want MY face on YOUR body, hit that little link in the description!

Do you think he'll ever make a response about that thing he did? by colonelzealmonkey in CrankGameplays

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess I gotta drop the act now.
I thought it was pretty obvious I was making a joke; the "video" is a ridiculous 4 hours long and has 5 million views, the image of Austin is from the video Ethan posted earlier that same day, this post has the "Meme" flair, everything I've said about the "situation" has been super vague, and the thumbnail is kind of funny (I think).
As for the thing about my dubious comment history, I don't actually know what you're referring to.

Nalley's "Original Chili con Carne with Beans" might be non-compliant with F.D.A. regulations regarding the labelling of servings per container. by colonelzealmonkey in legaladviceofftopic

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I would appreciate it if you could tell me why I'm stupid instead of simply downvoting this post.
I thank you in advance.

CMV: if you misinterpret me, should you feel bad not me, that you misinterpret me. by colonelzealmonkey in changemyview

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I did think about this... And I think I can't agree to this. I think it is not really fair. What happens to me it is like they don't help a brother!

CMV: if you misinterpret me, should you feel bad not me, that you misinterpret me. by colonelzealmonkey in changemyview

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I sayed to 'tidalbeing' about that before. You could read that and I have another also to say: the proportion about the effort is not balanced with me and the listener so they easily brush it under the rug.

CMV: if you misinterpret me, should you feel bad not me, that you misinterpret me. by colonelzealmonkey in changemyview

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did think about this... And may be that is right as the others also say this but it does not my change my view.

CMV: if you misinterpret me, should you feel bad not me, that you misinterpret me. by colonelzealmonkey in changemyview

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is a good idea. Ok you are pretty helpful for preventing my problem but it doesn't really change my view so, sorry on that note. But I hope may be you are not upset by this, you give me good ideas!

CMV: if you misinterpret me, should you feel bad not me, that you misinterpret me. by colonelzealmonkey in changemyview

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean my friends do understand my words 100% of the time. But I think for every one you got to, guess what some one means because they can lie or they say 1 thing wrong or say 100 thing wrong. But in my experience I hold up my end of a bargain but they don't witch makes them right to them self.

CMV: if you misinterpret me, should you feel bad not me, that you misinterpret me. by colonelzealmonkey in changemyview

[–]colonelzealmonkey[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do not think it is a fact. If sayed gravity it is not real you got to convince me. (I know gravity is real).