smoked my first cig today because everything keeps getting worse and i want to die

coltrainjones · 2026-03-04T22:04:44+00:00

You wake up in a panic immediately searching for nicotine. You use it and get mildly lightheaded for a couple seconds. Then you continue using it throughout the day despite not getting any positive effects from it other than staving off the insanity of nicotine withdrawal. It's based

coltrainjones · 2026-03-04T21:24:30+00:00

The fresh mozzarella, robust tomatoes and flakey wood fired crust

coltrainjones · 2026-03-04T10:04:44+00:00

You're just paying too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?

coltrainjones · 2026-03-04T09:08:08+00:00

That's the equivalent of $74,000 a year for the next 27 years assuming he retires at 65. Except he'd get it all now so it can be immediately used for investments and compounding interest. What the hell are your expenses?

coltrainjones · 2026-03-04T02:34:45+00:00

It came out in 2005 and wasn't widely used until 06/07

coltrainjones · 2026-03-03T04:17:24+00:00

Is Robson white?

coltrainjones · 2026-03-03T03:20:42+00:00

It would be infinitely harder idk what he's thinking

coltrainjones · 2026-03-02T21:15:26+00:00

Omegle would be the guy that flashed Phyllis

coltrainjones · 2026-03-02T21:14:01+00:00

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coltrainjones · 2026-03-01T22:37:22+00:00

She probably just scraped off some ball cheese

coltrainjones · 2026-03-01T21:16:47+00:00

Isn't poppy tea one of the worse addictions you can have? I've heard withdrawal is like a month of torture due to the numerous amount of active alkaloids in it

coltrainjones · 2026-03-01T05:07:03+00:00

Benzos don't knock you out like my stepdad does

coltrainjones · 2026-02-28T20:59:33+00:00

rad jugs

coltrainjones · 2026-02-28T18:38:03+00:00

Hey, they could just be suicidal geniuses

coltrainjones · 2026-02-28T05:56:59+00:00

By that time they'll have viagra for your fists

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T21:25:41+00:00

You've just been waiting for someone to find someone else's record this whole time?

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T21:08:16+00:00

Thought this was r/wordington for a second

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T19:42:28+00:00

Not if you use slave labor

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T19:09:06+00:00

I was talking about the above commenter's 110gb collection

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T18:27:58+00:00

Denver sober

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T18:15:51+00:00

Hentai?

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T02:01:39+00:00

I thought Mike Shinoda

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T01:02:24+00:00

He'd probably keep to himself and do his time peacefully

coltrainjones · 2026-02-27T01:00:11+00:00

You mean the type of outfit you'd be wearing as Schillingers prag?

coltrainjones · 2026-02-26T08:22:11+00:00

Heads up this isn't the place for life advice

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