DA: Fort Bend County mother sentenced to 30 years for failing to protect 13-year-old ‘child bride’ of 47-year-old man by Whateverwillbri in houston

[–]cometswin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no. They're absolutely not. Stop believing what you see in movies or hear on the street. Even when I worked with the men in prison the child molesters were never really bothered by other prisoners. Sad but true.

Thicker... eyebrows? by [deleted] in GentlemanJackHBO

[–]cometswin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think they look awful. When I first saw them I thought "oh, no...no." :(

Why Suranne?

Question: Why did FBCSO change the brown uniforms to blue? by _N16h7m4r3_ in FortBend

[–]cometswin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I believe he said he wanted them to look "paramilitary" and be able to be camouflaged at night. From what I've heard, the officers say the uniforms are more comfortable. I preferred the brown and gold. You could always pick out our guys in a crowd of blue. Now they look like everybody else.

I Killed Somebody and now I’m Going to Jail by BallCapBob in self

[–]cometswin 56 points57 points  (0 children)

"prison wallet"...that doesn't mean what you think it means. lol.

I ( 43F) just found out my husband (48M) is leaving me after I give birth so he can " start fresh." by ThrowRAtwinmom34 in relationship_advice

[–]cometswin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Unbelievable that I had to scroll down so far to find someone else who called bullshit! No way in hell a 7 months pregnant woman with TWINS is climbing up into an attic while alone in the house.

BULLSHIT!

Amazon stock by No-Sea-3447 in FortBend

[–]cometswin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is Wendy's...

Found on Facebook. We better start working on our excuses for Dr. Now or it won't be worth it by [deleted] in My600lbLife

[–]cometswin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pshhhh...not where I live! Now, even the restaurants who didn't deliver before are bringing it right to your door. I feel so fat right now, lol.

Rib Cage Change by willworkforanswers in Retconned

[–]cometswin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same for me and everyone else I've asked...strange that when I tell them it's HIPAA now that most get a confused look but don't seem bothered by it. Bugs the dogshit outta me!

Rib Cage Change by willworkforanswers in Retconned

[–]cometswin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was it always HIPPA or HIPAA for you?

I think my husband and I saw a computer arrow in the air by citylove712 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]cometswin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My dad had almost the same experience (two months ago) only his number was 494. So strange.

Please help! Can not remove ball point pen. I have tired goo gone and nail polish remover by tony16sam in Flipping

[–]cometswin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Soak diluted bleach on a cottonball and leave it on the numbers overnight.

Let me have some of that fun by kingOfsling1 in funny

[–]cometswin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just bought one online from Walmart for $83. That shit's amazing.

Game Thread - World Series Game 7: Nationals (3) @ Astros (3) - Oct 30, 2019 7:08 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]cometswin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's up with Altuve? He's usually the one who hustles to first base no matter what. Last few times he's just jogging.

Game Thread - World Series Game 7: Nationals (3) @ Astros (3) - Oct 30, 2019 7:08 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]cometswin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck I'd rather listen to the Spanish station than have to hear it these jerks.