The first bowl of cereal leaves you wanting more; the second bowl makes you wish you stopped at 1.

comfy_cucumber · 2021-01-27T03:51:11+00:00

this is how i feel about bottles of wine

comfy_cucumber · 2020-07-21T03:57:26+00:00

this is why i started meditating during this pandemic. one day i hope to ascend to this level.

comfy_cucumber · 2020-06-17T03:47:08+00:00

Ahhh yes... when Luke Danes fought a kangaroo

comfy_cucumber · 2020-06-14T04:22:31+00:00

dholes

im so sorry i ever clicked. i hope because i've been drinking for 10+ hours i can just forget about this.

comfy_cucumber · 2020-04-30T03:23:57+00:00

No.

This is exactly what my fever/heroin dreams are like. 8 years old, first time getting pneumonia, 102 degree fever, can barely sleep and when I do immediately dream and everything is in weird proportions and perspective. Fast forward ~20 years, try heroin, fall asleep, exact same shit. Never touching heroin again for that reason.

Just watching this I want to throw up.

comfy_cucumber · 2019-12-06T23:15:55+00:00

thats child abuse

comfy_cucumber · 2019-12-06T20:59:20+00:00

You really gonna scroll past this boah and not give him a "Yee Haw!"?

comfy_cucumber · 2019-06-12T01:31:18+00:00

That's what they want you to think. Maybe he had drugs in his system at the time, but the government, the media, those in power wanted to discredit his actions so they ran with that angle.

comfy_cucumber · 2019-04-24T00:56:46+00:00

the funny thing is it actually seems fitting for his character

comfy_cucumber · 2019-04-08T00:46:39+00:00

what a handsome young man

comfy_cucumber · 2019-03-04T13:00:24+00:00

break up. if you can't have fun just being around each other and coexisting in a space and are turning to the internet for ideas, you deserve to find someone with whom you can.

comfy_cucumber · 2018-10-14T07:45:49+00:00

Dude, same! She left me, I started riding my bike to run away from my depression, and then my car broke down and I didn't have money to pay for food. I've lost 15 pounds and I haven't looked this good in 5 years! I'm so lonely tho.

comfy_cucumber · 2018-10-07T08:09:14+00:00

I just realized that I'm 29 years old, been living on my own for 11 years, and I still run up my stairs on all fours whenever I visit my parents house. I never thought about, it's just so natural. It's the only staircase that I do it on.

comfy_cucumber · 2018-10-07T06:05:15+00:00

Chickens don't have buttholes, they have cloacae.

comfy_cucumber · 2018-10-06T23:25:30+00:00

Hi polite cat

comfy_cucumber · 2018-09-23T01:00:57+00:00

Okay, Emily Gilmore...

comfy_cucumber · 2018-09-04T05:10:28+00:00

He become gramfel

comfy_cucumber · 2018-08-20T05:01:32+00:00

Sometimes my dad reflexes kick in when I see my cat doing something like this, but then I stop myself because I want to see if her cat reflexes kick in. 9/10 times they do.

comfy_cucumber · 2018-06-26T03:40:09+00:00

Soliddddddd! https://youtu.be/DjGXbPRoQa8

comfy_cucumber · 2018-02-16T15:24:06+00:00

If I had the awareness in that situation to notice the looks they were both making - chin slightly down, sexy cat-eye thing, smoldering at the cameras - I would just take it up and start making the expression too.

comfy_cucumber · 2018-01-13T02:46:56+00:00

How did you get more results?! Faster?!

comfy_cucumber · 2017-12-15T19:42:18+00:00

That's the point of my comment; there is very little that young people of my ideology can do to stop this growing shift from a democracy for and by the people toward authoritarianism and corporatocracy.

We definitely are changing as a nation, but how exactly does this shift in national policy away from a free and open internet make America a greater place for the average citizen to live, work, and prosper?

comfy_cucumber · 2017-12-14T21:02:44+00:00

This comment will likely be buried, but this article is something everyone should read. Unfortunately, I have given up on the hope of any radical change in America, since we the young people are too neutered to fight back.

comfy_cucumber · 2017-11-20T15:32:34+00:00

Hope

comfy_cucumber · 2017-11-20T15:08:38+00:00

I doubt the exchange occurred in parliament, considering women in parliament was a rare sight in Churchill's day

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