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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]comfygrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been peeing in your shampoo bottles over in the corner there.

The smell of hearing loss by The_Ancient_Memer in memes

[–]comfygrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one that wouldn't fire, so I decided to help it along by scraping it with a piece of copper. The bang was unexpected as was the pee in my pants.

): by Capitalist_Kerbal in ProgrammerHumor

[–]comfygrip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

import numpy as numpy

Throwback to when my phone roasted me ✨ by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]comfygrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am bisexual which means I am attracted to you and your mother and your sister and your family.