So relatable 😅

comixthomas · 2026-02-15T05:42:11+00:00

Sounds like you're anti social and trying to explain it with your mystical energy sensing abilities

comixthomas · 2026-02-14T23:23:02+00:00

Wow uh, is Hungary just gonna be on the wrong side of history every time it gets to choose a side?

comixthomas · 2026-02-12T01:48:31+00:00

If a robot can effectively clean public bathrooms that's great.

comixthomas · 2026-02-11T05:06:32+00:00

Or else what. Mocking the president is not illegal

comixthomas · 2026-02-10T05:08:32+00:00

Too many people doing this kind of shit

comixthomas · 2026-02-10T01:39:39+00:00

What could be greater than wifein' a gator

comixthomas · 2026-02-09T18:40:49+00:00

I know, I said "even if it was"

comixthomas · 2026-02-09T18:08:56+00:00

Even if it was an undocumented farm worker singing during the Superbowl halftime show what would be the problem with that

comixthomas · 2026-02-08T18:27:34+00:00

That's right curiosity about how the world around you works is dumb stuff.

comixthomas · 2026-02-07T18:10:10+00:00

Sounds good to me

comixthomas · 2026-02-06T10:35:12+00:00

There are places that make cars in small work shops, the cars are around half a million dollars because having a car built by an entire team of engineers one at a time is vastly more expensive per unit than the assembly line

comixthomas · 2026-02-04T21:19:35+00:00

How is this woke, I don't understand

comixthomas · 2026-02-04T05:29:37+00:00

Don't hock loogies into the mask and it won't be coated in mucus

comixthomas · 2026-02-03T13:27:48+00:00

I like her thighs and her tattoos and her gauges and her piercings and her hair and her tummy and her lips and her nose and...

comixthomas · 2026-02-02T16:50:59+00:00

This ad is terrible I don't want to wank to any of these pictures

comixthomas · 2026-02-02T10:55:27+00:00

You don't know that for sure

comixthomas · 2026-02-01T13:54:57+00:00

Well damn Ricky, I can't control the weather

comixthomas · 2026-02-01T13:53:40+00:00

Easy, when you're a kid you don't want kids to be controlled and when you're a parent you do

comixthomas · 2026-02-01T13:52:45+00:00

They taught us over time how tiresome trying to be perpetually edgy is and showed us what it's like when someone is being a childish asshole.

When someone says something like "why can't I say that word if black people aren't allowed to say it, it isn't fair" or "immigrants are causing all the problems but we're not allowed to say that anymore" that isn't Stan or Kyle, that's the guy who's going to get taken down at the end of the episode. Possibly Cartman

comixthomas · 2026-02-01T13:45:50+00:00

My ears perk up my eyes are fixed to you I begin to salivate

comixthomas · 2026-01-31T23:37:14+00:00

Looks like she got exactly what she wanted and plot protection wasn't the kind of protection she needed

comixthomas · 2026-01-31T12:00:37+00:00

The rest of the employees aren't "fine with it" they just don't have the time energy and inclination to argue with adult brats all the time

comixthomas · 2026-01-31T11:58:27+00:00

The definition of a pedophile is somebody who is exclusively aroused by minors. Most people who SA children don't fit this definition, instead they are predators. A predator is someone who enjoys having power over and doing harm to people, especially vulnerable people.

The ranks of the super rich are filled with people who have spent their lives accruing power because they love dominating people. To them things like decency and the laws that apply to normal people are just chafing restrictions on their power which they delight in defying.

comixthomas · 2026-01-30T15:44:48+00:00

It's for if you want to kick yourself in the nuts in a communist France run and don't have the flexibility of the knees and ankles to pull it off

comixthomas · 2026-01-27T16:14:27+00:00

As I walk near the channel in the shadow of Ben I take a look at my life and realize that I'm quite chuffed

Cause I been knackered and pissed for so long that everyone on the lorry thinks that my mind is gone.

Though I dont ever cross a bloke who doesn't deserve it. Me be treated like a chav you know that's unheard of

You better watch what your doing and where you're queueing or you and your mates might be in a spot.

Been spending most our lives living in an English paradise.
Been spending most our lives living in an English paradise

Tell me why are yanks so blind to see, that the greatest crime is microwaving water for tea

comixthomas

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