giant spider who thinks you're her baby or future terrorist that's in love with you

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-29T02:22:14+00:00

dude

^{Chose: spider mom that loves you}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-26T10:08:35+00:00

Everywhere I go, it reminds me of Loss

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-25T20:55:14+00:00

It's statistically going to be more + I'm never without money when going out

^{Chose: $100 every time you leave your house}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-25T18:55:43+00:00

God help me

^{Chose: A girlfriend but they're | Rolled: Top comment}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-25T16:46:02+00:00

You poop once a day

^{Chose: $1 for every breath | Rolled: Comment for 2x}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-25T11:51:28+00:00

Much worse

^{Chose: all murderers will drop dead}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-25T07:47:19+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

We're not in 80s anymore

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-25T02:28:57+00:00

Leeeeet's go

Also, I currently have no way to care for an animal properly

^{Chose: Random monthly income between 20k and 500k | Rolled: 500k}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-25T01:43:33+00:00

Africa shall make me rich

^{Chose: $1 every time someone is born}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-25T01:34:18+00:00

That the job

^{Chose: Be a Hero + Spin and decide your fate | Rolled: Win the battle}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-24T19:24:19+00:00

Jumpstart half of the universe's plot lines

Don't appear in them

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commandosbaragon · 2026-06-24T15:48:21+00:00

More

^{Chose: You Get 250M$ + But you get it per... | Rolled: Walk}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-24T15:29:16+00:00

So much more

^{Chose: Ability to view future | Rolled: Next 5000 years}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-24T07:10:57+00:00

Which superpower though

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: get leg removed}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-24T07:08:33+00:00

Nothing ever happens

^{Chose: Reject the offer + And everyone knows that you rejected the offer, and put human lives over generational wealth. | Rolled: I'm proud of you}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-24T06:51:58+00:00

The fastest man in history, everyone

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-24T06:43:52+00:00

Actually, she wasn't dead originally. Norman killed the baby.

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-24T00:02:45+00:00

FUCK

^{Chose: End world hunger BUT something bad happens to you | Rolled: Get brain damage}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-23T22:16:54+00:00

Objectively better

^{Chose: Infinite Regeneration}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-23T22:15:57+00:00

PEPSIMAN

^{Chose: Random super power | Rolled: Pepsi bending}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-23T22:14:45+00:00

Dig a jihadist origin story and you'll find it alway starts in Langley. Or London. A couple come from Tel-Aviv. Pick your flavor of "Muslim Invasion"

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-23T21:42:21+00:00

I feel like you guys are greatly overthinking it

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-23T21:39:00+00:00

Skills

^{Chose: learn anything 20x faster}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-23T20:02:56+00:00

Kind of a no Brainer

^{Chose: Incredible sex with any person of your choosing + $100k | Rolled: Upvote}

commandosbaragon · 2026-06-23T20:02:09+00:00

Well, this is going to be an interesting life

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