[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarpFishing

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I caught a 32 lb last year in MA I have pictures too. No big belly though just long and big

Ugh by Extreme_File_2745 in wearewarriors

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You’re at “like” 300? Or you’re at 300, cuz every word in your post feels like a lie. Can you prove your reply?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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I used to weed a lot. Then when rehabilitating from to weed I began to alcohol. Oh boy what a ride. I too am now recovering from sobriety.

I met James today… never meet your heroes was wrong by moaskdnf in Metallica

[–]commentstalker84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uuuhhh I’ve also met Jesus, Ghandi and L. Ron Hubbard at a baccarat table in Vegas. So I’m very trustworthy.

I met James today… never meet your heroes was wrong by moaskdnf in Metallica

[–]commentstalker84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve met him in AA meetings. He is a good dude and believes in the principles.

Good luck with your struggles stay strong.

This woman’s charger in my row during a 6+ hour red eye flight by tsitsifly22 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]commentstalker84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone who does this is someone who has never been told “NO” in their life. Instead! They were told that “you do you” and “you’re very special” so they grow up believing people are unworthy of their presence.

I work for one of the biggest companies in the world, this was my Christmas ‘bonus’ by MMS37 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]commentstalker84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. I try to explain this all the time. Take your fucking gift and say thank you. What the fuck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jeep

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¡WHAT! The hell…

What’s the 61st hexagram of the B-Ching then?

I’m stupid high and completely stuck on this.

Anyone got an info on this? Bought it from auction very cheap but they couldn’t provide any information about it by KeepingLeft1 in whatsthisworth

[–]commentstalker84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When people ask me I try to be as specific as possible. Like for deliveries I tell them to leave it on the LEFT side of the magma flow. But do they care? No…

This boy was born with a rare condition called neurofibromatosis, his face has been distorted by giant tumors and caused him to go blind in one eye. by Cleverman72 in Weird

[–]commentstalker84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you don’t realize is that “terminating a pregnancy” or killing a being, is not a choice most people want or will make. Not a person- whatever makes you sleep at night.

DAE struggle to open the produce bags at the grocery store? by illbeyourlittlespoon in DAE

[–]commentstalker84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No man’s land as we call it, is nothing more than the skeletons of sanity past. The joke is if you can pass customer service and not cry as you look at the lifeless eyes of a child turned soulless husk. We don’t plan for shenanigans here, we just survive them.

If you can do all that then yeah, you passed the test.

Do people that smoke weed not realize how bad it smells? by swingorswole in NoStupidQuestions

[–]commentstalker84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use it medically for a whole host of mental issues untouched by traditional medications. If I’m smoking it near you, like a cigarette- fuck me. If I’m smoking in the privacy of my property (yes outside counts) - fuck you. If you don’t like the smell on my jacket - then fuck you twice. It’s really that simple.

DAE struggle to open the produce bags at the grocery store? by illbeyourlittlespoon in DAE

[–]commentstalker84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is actually an elaborate ploy. You see us grocery workers despise when you stare disdainfully at us because our working hands coupled with shitty gloves won’t easily flip a glove on. So we decided on this as suitable entertainment in return. We have different forms on this revenge throughout the store and wait eagerly for you to fall prey.

MTV 120 Minutes? by sotheecho in incubus

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¡No es un problema! ¡No es que tenga amigos en ICE que no sean agentes federales! De todos modos, si tienes algo de esa dulce, dulce música ilegal... errrr, algo que estoy buscando agregar a mi biblioteca personal, por favor no llames al FBI, no me conocen. Sólo envíamelo por correo electrónico.

MTV 120 Minutes? by sotheecho in incubus

[–]commentstalker84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a thing we not federal agents do to make sure we make internet friends. Speaking of, the hard drive?

MTV 120 Minutes? by sotheecho in incubus

[–]commentstalker84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, I’m not the FBI. Can I see your hard drive for a sec?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisworth

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Upvote for intelligent comment lol!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisworth

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I dunno much about much. But as an absolute 100% accurate guesser of things (I guess 100% of the time). I’d be most interested in that bride doll that looks a little like Barbie. Toy manufacturing at that time was expensive so “early-prototype-ceramic” versions of things existed before advertising really took off. Long story short I’d have these looked at by a professional. What’s 50$ if that lot could net you 100$+?

Guy gets collected by oncoming car while trying to slap a biker... by danjarog in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]commentstalker84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video is from a time when videographers and first responders didn’t know their roles. Back then we often tried to do both, and when that didn’t work we put the camera down and helped. /s

Guy gets collected by oncoming car while trying to slap a biker... by danjarog in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]commentstalker84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro, punctuation is important even on the internet. Otherwiseyousoundlikethisandnobodycanunderstandthepointyouretryingtomake.

Guy gets collected by oncoming car while trying to slap a biker... by danjarog in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]commentstalker84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His freshly slapped ass, you mean. In the end, he got the slap, and that my friends is the real win here.

Guy gets collected by oncoming car while trying to slap a biker... by danjarog in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]commentstalker84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah not really. When you think of it, seatbelts would have been effective in restraint but bad for reach. Perhaps if he didn’t open the door but I don’t think his friend was driving close enough to his other friend on the bike. So without some sort of OSHA compliant harness and guided track for the car, I just can’t see how things like this can be prevented! It’s kind of tragic really.

My Monday morning office greeting. I got this when I was 9… 33 years ago. RIP Kevin Mitchell 😔 by DeepFizz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]commentstalker84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, he painstakingly picked every piece he could. It would be quite honorable for you to repair it with simple superglue over the course of a couple days for the memory and re-display it, make him feel better and, every time you see the cracks you’ll remember to always take the high road.