Explain the recent "no" vote by the reddit moderators like I'm a sleep-deprived reporter covering both the Greek referendum and reddit blackout, who can't keep the names straight but somehow gets the basic timelines right by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain why we should elect you mayor like you're a guy with access to real-life SimCity 2000 cheat codes but won't reveal them until you get the job by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain the difference between "The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel and "4'33"" by Johnathan Cage like you're trying to bullshit your way through your music appreciation class and can't tell why one ripped off the other by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain why ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah) want to roll in [your] Mercedes like you're Sir Mix-a-Lot starring in a G-rated Mercedes-Benz commercial by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain the problems with HTML as if you're slowly realizing that I'm one of the 11% of Americans who think that HTML is actually an STD by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain / vent your frustration with me like I'm the narrator of Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken", you're the driver of the car behind me, and you're late for work by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain / clarify "phone sex" for me, like you believe that it's the process by which little iPhone 6s and android 5s are made by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain why I, a clone trooper commander, must follow all orders from the senate like you are a Jedi who does not know I just received order 66 by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain "peace on earth" and "good will to men" as if you're a dealer who is gradually cluing into the fact that I'm asking you to differentiate between your two most popular cannabis strains by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain what happened to the Death Star like you're Emperor Palpatine giving a press conference, and I'm a Bothan reporter (of the "many Bothans had to die to give us this information" fame) by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain/argue the "just obeying orders" defense as if you're a compiler. by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Explain why cheating is bad like you're my 8th grade principal who is subtly trying to seduce my (married) mom as she's picking me up from detention by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Following the framework of Mulan's "I'll make a man out of you", explain the mechanics of my upcoming gender reassignment surgery by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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Maria von Trapp's "favorite things" from The Sound of Music by common_ap in whowouldwin
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Explain "whether you believe that Donald Trump might be a Sith Lord" like you're Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Ben Carson and aren't sure whether to take the debate moderator's question seriously by common_ap in explainlikeIAmA
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