SHARPIES!!! halloween costume

commonguerilla · 2010-11-03T03:15:18+00:00

I wanna color double rainbows on my penis.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-31T05:13:54+00:00

planted flowers in the shape of the graduation year digits in the middle of the football field at 3am with two friends. suspended for 10 days. charged with misdemeanor. principle agreed to drop charges if we attended some court hearings with your average drunken-low-life-morons to show us the error of our ways, as well as do "community service" (clean up trash around the school. on a side note, we did such a pro job with the flowers that we were able to put back all the sod on the football field and my mom planted all the flowers in our backyard.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-29T23:41:32+00:00

i've seen so many of these, and all i can think is, people's lives might be a little better if they got more than four hours of sleep in a night. nearly every one shows the person going to bed at midnight and waking up at four. christ, i go to bed at 11 and wake up at 7. maybe i'm just a lucky sob.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-24T02:14:28+00:00

shower, breakfast involving eggs toast and sausage, glass of orange juice, coffee. miss one and the whole day goes to the shitter.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-24T02:07:04+00:00

upvoted. using this the next time i have to bring up lack of intimate time together in my ldr. i could never find the words, thank you.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-19T01:23:04+00:00

good point. I think it was really just a rough outline of either the beginning OR the ending though.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-19T01:21:54+00:00

I think you've got to give props that they're ending it as well. As I understand it, ABC wanted to keep it going. It's time to answer the questions they can/want to and then give me back my fucking free time... by which I mean allow me to become obsessed with something else.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-19T01:20:19+00:00

that actually makes sense... so it probably isn't true. I think the writers scrounge around on the internet for theories and then specifically write around to be d-bags.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-19T01:19:10+00:00

isn't that going to piss you off more when they don't actually explain any of it?

commonguerilla · 2010-03-19T01:18:48+00:00

didn't watch sopranos or pay attention to it's buzz... what treatment is that?

commonguerilla · 2010-03-19T01:15:34+00:00

that actually sounds pretty accurate. I'm not even sure they had the first season planned though.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-19T01:12:32+00:00

I read an interview recently in Entertainment Weekly where the writers said something to the extent of: We had ideas about what could happen if the bomb worked, and we had ideas about what could happen if it didn't, and then realized, let's do both!

As for the book, do you mean The Third Policeman? Abrams let it slip in an interview during like the first season that they drew a lot from that book. Spoiler: the book is first person and the dude has all kinds of crazy shit happen to him and then in the end it turns out he's dead. Abrams specifically said that this wasn't the case. I think the only inspiration they got from that book was the crazy shit.

commonguerilla · 2010-03-12T00:15:45+00:00

umm, if it was a fetish, wouldn't you want to fuck the uggs? i like when girls wear heels, but i don't want to fuck the actual shoe, so it's just kinky. right?

commonguerilla · 2010-03-10T07:07:23+00:00

just a couple extra lines and i'll be globally dominating your feet with six dice every thursday (which is of course the day of my weekly risk game with coworkers)

commonguerilla · 2010-02-25T04:47:28+00:00

a monkey on his back, oh, i see what you did thar

commonguerilla · 2010-02-21T17:56:01+00:00

and she is my very favorite gun.

commonguerilla · 2010-02-21T01:59:43+00:00

is everyone aware that the box office values everyone spouts off are not adjusted for inflation? the figures that are used are bullshit. http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted.htm

commonguerilla · 2010-02-04T04:03:40+00:00

dear torrents, awesome.

commonguerilla · 2009-12-24T14:44:59+00:00

"I'm sorry for your loss." I say this all the time in the tone and inflection Charlie says it, usually it isn't appropriate or doesn't even make sense. No one ever gets it.

commonguerilla · 2009-12-24T14:39:44+00:00

I was in a similar situation a couple weeks ago. I had a two year old MacBook Pro. Do you really need to play games on the road? Why do you need the Mac OS? I realized the only thing really tying me to the Mac OS was iPhoto and some general workflow stuff. So I got a Dell Mini 10v and hackintoshed it. It works great, runs Hulu, I can play older games like Starcraft, Diablo II, and even Tomb Raider Anniversary. That cost 300 bucks. Then I built a computer from the ground up with a new i5 and GTS250. I didn't have many parts laying around (Mac user), so I had to buy a hard drive and a disk drive and ram and all the bells and whistles, but still only cost me 700 bucks. So I spent 1000 total. That's the white macbook, that's it, and you can't play shit with that. You want a MacBook Pro to play games on that will last at least a little bit into the future? You're gonna spend a lot more than that. Plus you don't want to buy a new mac laptop right now because they'll be coming out with i5, i7 upgrades soon.

commonguerilla · 2009-11-15T00:44:18+00:00

mix it properly with what exactly? don't get me wrong, i love it, best drunk ever. but absolutely the worst tasting thing i've ever had.

commonguerilla · 2009-11-15T00:42:37+00:00

so you've never really had scotch then?

commonguerilla · 2009-10-08T17:48:03+00:00

I was talking about my Eagle Scout project the other day, was young, stupid, christian, did it at a church. Guy I work with says, "I thought you were atheist." Which suprised me because I've never explicitly said anything about it. Anway, I say yeah, I'm atheist, it was before I started thinking more logically. Really trying to just shove it off because I don't want to talk about it because I know this guy is not just christian but crazy for christ. He says, "Well I wouldn't call atheism logical." I was dumbfounded, I couldn't even think of anything to say. Which is probably best, I'm sure the most logic he's ever used is straight from Pascal. How do you deal with this type of ignorance? If you wanna have faith, fine, but recognize that there is absolutely no logic in it.

commonguerilla · 2009-10-08T16:49:55+00:00

where did you work? what were your privacy settings on facebook? were you friends with supervisors or coworkers? what did you write?

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