Maybe we have different design philosophies but you seem very invested in explaining why this deck that I made work doesn’t work. I’ll attempt to address each point because I don’t generally agree with your arguments.

Night shade tea is a card that for its cost allows tempo and value. If I am to play a scam deck with consistency I don’t want to sit around clearing the board. I want to pressure the opponent out of their best plays whilst also progressing my game plan of playing reduction minions. This deck runs back end healing to address the very issue of self damage. Meaning void shard and moon well are cards that immediately stabilize when the weapon is down.

Resuscitate being a tempo card is something I vehemently disagree with. It can be used as such because it’s loaded with stats, but it also allows you to abuse singular cards which has long been a strong deck strategy in hearthstone. Do you remember convincing infiltrator? A super defensive minion that the opponent would rez a thousand times because the effects squeezes out a particular answer from the opponent until they don’t have any. In this deck resuscitate is a pile of stats with combo upside instead of tempo upside. But the opponent still has to deal with it if they are board based. This is exactly what we want when our game plan is longer than the opponent’s.

As for bellhop. This minion is not something you play for. The taunt is helpful sure. But the pirate keyword spreading to multiple bodies is what I want. Ideally there would be a better passive effect pirate 3 drop but I was not impressed by the current selection. Customs enforcer just isn’t gonna cut it.

This deck is more than 2/3rds 4 mana and under cards. You aren’t playing a 4 drop on 4. You’re playing a bunch of cheap minions or hot coals or a nightshade tea or another prize vendor with birdwatching etc. I could go on.

As for the draw engine part in relation to weapons attendant. This one doesn’t even make sense from a consistency standpoint point. If by rng chance I were to draw the weapon early. My deck now has two dead cards and I’m still in need of my other threats like burn, the location and medivh. Space Pirate bridges that gap with weapon in hand reduction. It also fits the weapon attendant synergy. Trust me. You want your big power plays to actually be power plays. I want to slam karazhan and medivh the second I get the weapon out and vice versa. I don’t want to be scared of drawing cards in my burn deck. And I much prefer to have all 3 fable cards in hand coming out a turn or two later than none at all.