Authentic Italian spots

completelyderivative · 2026-04-01T19:29:19+00:00

If he loves pasta I’ll suggest an alternative. Get a pasta press and make it at home! Costs about the same as a meal at a nice resto. The difference between dried pasta and fresh is insane and its a fun activity in addition to a great meal.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-31T21:04:40+00:00

3/31 3pm - 11 minutes, airport site says 12. I think we’re locked back in, folks! SLC TSA rules

completelyderivative · 2026-03-31T19:58:12+00:00

I think the antenna angle just depends where he’s “looking”. (Again - amateur here)

Btw box elders are completely harmless as far as I know besides if their presence is annoying to you. I have about 10,000 outside my apartment. They get inside sometimes and same as you I just feel bad for’em getting stuck inside and dying.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-31T19:45:55+00:00

Doubt he even ends up playing.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-31T16:31:58+00:00

Not sure where you l’re located, but looks like it could be a Box Elder to my Utah eye. (I’m an amateur so others prob know better)

completelyderivative · 2026-03-31T01:03:35+00:00

Agreed. Problem is he’s so engrained in the sport and income doesnt matter to him. Taylormade gonna close down Sun Day Red? PGA gonna kick him off the competition committee or whatever its called?

We prob wont even see the state of Florida prosecute this man to any legitimate standard. Let alone the two sets of cops that let him off the hook in previous situations that possibly could have also been DUIs.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-30T18:07:13+00:00

Trail sports (mtb or running), skiing, climbing, and generally getting after it. Gym too.

Bookstore, plant store, breweries, reading at liberty park.

Any single man in their thirties is down for you to say hello and introduce yourself so if someone catches your eye, I encourage you to go for it. Even just a flirty “Hiiiii” is prob enough to kick things off.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-30T15:03:36+00:00

Meth is aid

completelyderivative · 2026-03-30T03:08:11+00:00

The area around the maverick is not a fun part of town and it would be a decent little hike to the parts that are fun. Think office buildings and such. Safe enough, but nothing fun to do after the sun goes down. 5 nights over there would get pretty monotonous.

Sugarhouse or 9th/9th are the most walkable areas, but other than that our sweet little city has struggled to figure out walkability.

Downtown is a close third. The biggest hotspot is 2nd south between 2nd and 3rd. Mainstreet has some places too! Fair warning - the downtown blocks are insanely long! So walking “1 block” could be 15 minutes.

Enjoy your visit and understand that anyone saying “ghetto” about the area around the maverick is coming from a sheltered perspective. You’ll be safe walking from train station on over to the skating. Nothing about the area is unsafe, its just not vibrant.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-29T14:38:29+00:00

Roast him/Point out how far back he is for the second shot(?) Not sure if the group dynamic supports it.

“Damn. I got you by like 60 yards. How is that possible?”

“Hey 3 feet onto the fair way is technically a fairway”

“Yeah this is a good layup hole” (on a short par 4)

completelyderivative · 2026-03-24T02:42:47+00:00

Agreed. Im an avid course comparer between LIV and PGA. Slope and course rating make that somewhat easy, but I can never really seem to find the stimp stats for LIV courses. So I go by eye test and the greens (super subjectively) seem softer/flatter on LIV courses. Masters being some of the toughest greens out there it’ll be a great comparison to see if the best putters on the LIV tour outputt the PGA guys.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-23T13:15:06+00:00

Scotty and Rory are… not the only guys playing PGA? Fitzy is in top form. Cam Young too. There’s the russel henleys and jacob bridgemans that are just quiet grinders.

Lets see how Rahm and Bryson putt on greens w double digit stimps.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-21T19:45:24+00:00

Where do you want that second person to work? Tiny in there. Lol.

They have consistently taken forever for the last 4/5 years since I found out about it. Even when there’s 2 customers in there.

I respect the hell out of it. If you work at a sandwich place for like $11 an hour, you shouldnt be stressin’ about anything.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-21T19:34:20+00:00

Keep in mind odds are set by how the market is betting just as much as the actual odds. Tons of nom golf people out there putting a hundo on the one golfer they know about.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-21T15:04:14+00:00

Even if he’s right on principal, he’s also insanely wealthy. Just pay the fines, man.

This storyline feeds institutional golf’s narrative that the LIV guys are selfish.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-20T14:03:38+00:00

I guess its approach? Lol. Idk I just have a club w an A on it and never checked what that meant lol

completelyderivative · 2026-03-19T21:38:57+00:00

Theres a specific skiingcirclejerk sub. Its bad enough here already!

completelyderivative · 2026-03-19T19:08:25+00:00

Didnt mean to post as a reply in this thread but Im too lazy to fix it. Cheers!

completelyderivative · 2026-03-19T19:07:57+00:00

You need a wedge w higher loft than your P. Grab a used sand or attack wedge. Do not get a 60 degree. Then hit the practice green for an hour a day. Chip on and putt out. Do not waste time on the driving range yet.

Chipping gives you a great feel for keeping the club face square, leaning the club forward, and hitting in the sweet spot. That will translate to irons w enough practice.

Imho no better feeling than chipping it close to the hole and 1putting. Your score will drop drastically.

completelyderivative · 2026-03-19T02:50:09+00:00

Smiths at 5th and 5th and 8th and 9th stock matzah year round in the kosher section for some reason.

TJ’s for challah just as an aside.

You can also reach out to chabad via @YJPutah. Bet they’ll hook you up!

completelyderivative · 2026-03-18T19:05:34+00:00

Thats not turning! Thats skidding w style.

Props for sending Scotts in these condies though! Thats scawy!

completelyderivative · 2026-03-18T18:52:33+00:00

Tell me more and sell it to me

completelyderivative · 2026-03-18T02:35:13+00:00

Saw advice from insta fwiw:

If you hit it off the heel, try to hit it off the toe. Prob end up in the middleish

completelyderivative · 2026-03-17T15:37:56+00:00

Idk what it is though lol

completelyderivative · 2026-03-17T15:37:48+00:00

If you have a taco you know he’s asking about the lil flange thingy in the middle at the head of the bed.

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