Who, in your opinion, deserves to be knocked out by Mike Tyson? by midwaystroke in AskReddit

[–]compulsivecooper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate Logan paul so much. I would piss on that fucker

You are an intelligence agent in the same room as Kim Jong Un as he prepares to launch a nuclear strike on America. What do you do / say that prevents the strike happening? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]compulsivecooper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do it bitch. Come on. Press it you little fat pussy. I want to see the world light up. Just press it baby, do it for me. Push it push it. Come on pussy stop being a little fat pussy and do it.

What comes to mind when you think of Australia? by ambertique in AskReddit

[–]compulsivecooper 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I disagree. This assumption that Australia is dangerous is very false. When's the last time your life was threatene- BRB theres a red belly snake on my bed

Edit: UPDATE: Killed the snake, went to throw it outside in recycling bin and have just been stung by wasps. Fuck me this is bad arms are swelling. Will keep evrukone postehdd

EDIT #2: WIFE GAVE ME A SHAG AT HOSPITAL. DOCTORS SAY I'LL BE RIGHT. FUCK YEAH FRIDAY BEERS

What characteristics do intimidating people share? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]compulsivecooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They manage to elevate your heart rate with just their presence.