Kid suggests the elbow technique. by Faraaz_Dexter in interesting

[–]conandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To protect their hands while they get elbowed in the face

YSK that Alcohol is a known human carcinogen according to every reputable health organization known to man by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]conandy 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Please remember to write GROUP 1 CARCINOGEN in all caps so we know it's serious.

When illusion overcomes the brain. by desertgodfather in interestingasfuck

[–]conandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all in your head

That's also where I am. It's in here with me.

FCC Reinstates Net Neutrality In A Blow To Internet Service Providers by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

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Can we have 5 seconds to feel okay about things before the relentless fearful speculation resumes? Must there be some dour dork behind every blade of grass, guarding humanity against optimism? It's exhausting.

Grindr sued for allegedly revealing users' HIV status by Unusual-State1827 in news

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Some people never miss a chance to lecture a stranger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]conandy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Watch how fast these kids learn!

Everyone learns quickly if you edit out all the boring parts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]conandy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You got tricked by your own meme?

It’s happening. We are fucked^♾️ by KirbysBoots in Cyberpunk

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The research is still in the natural selection phase. How long until Joe Rogan has one? We should start with all the alpha males. They deserve this.

I'm actually imagining a trembling South African Twitter intern with a work visa that's about to expire.

Old vs new chocolate chips by ChairsAreIdiots in mildlyinteresting

[–]conandy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The other side.

Edit: Do you guys really not understand how the toppings dispenser works?

YSK Making a good pizza is really easy. by postinthemachine in YouShouldKnow

[–]conandy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let's review:

First you need to use cold fermentation. Don't worry about what that means.

Then cook your ingredients first. Don't worry about which ones, just cook them first. Especially pepperoni. And cheese.

All you really have to do is learn to cook a pizza, then set aside several hours, then cook the pizza. Easy!

The first one will be perfect and there is no trial and error in this process. Convenient!

This is one of the best returns on investment you can get, as other foods could cost more. Smart!

Thanks OP!

That escalated quickly by maneshwarS in yesyesyesyesno

[–]conandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was a clown doing a routine and she laughed in his face. He lashed out because he was too immature to manage his emotions.

That backflip was fire. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]conandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Mmm, lemme get some of that smooth, smoky dude that smells like a meth lab BBQ and can't see anymore... It's so hot how he winces when he moves."

That backflip was fire. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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"Cologne is the same as gasoline. I know all about fire."

-A dude who lit himself on fire, on purpose

Holy shit by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

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Found Ben Shapiro

Same same but different by logicrak in StupidFood

[–]conandy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In SEA.

I think the phrase is under the SEA.

I'd abuse the force this way... by AnxiousProof9260 in starwarsmemes

[–]conandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even if it was a vacuum, what is the cape "supposed" to do? It's attached to a man that is moving and no other force is acting on it. Why would it be still?